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2015

May 2015

1. Drones Banned In Tokyo Parks: Throwing On Borrowed Time2015-05-13
2. Okinawans Gather To Celebrate Shafting From Central Government2015-05-18
3. Abe’s Constitution Revision Comic Book Targets Little People Who Can’t Think For Themselves2015-05-19
4. Politician Connects With More People, Increases Speaker Volume2015-05-19
5. Tokyo Street Signs Frustrated By Middle-aged Citizens’ Excessive Direction Giving2015-05-20
6. Oblivious Woman Causes 10 Second Delay Double Parking On Escalator2015-05-20
7. Westerner Loses Feeling In Legs After Using Japanese Toilet2015-05-22
8. Man Told Repeatedly He Has Outstanding Chopstick Skills: Enters Chopstick Competition2015-05-22
9. Foreign English Teacher Left Alone Momentarily: Class Goes Mental2015-05-23
10. ALT Left Alone Momentarily: Class Goes Mental2015-05-24
11. People Spotted Queuing For The Fun Of It2015-05-24
12. Fare Evader Dressed As Construction Worker Takes A Free Ride2015-05-25
13. FIFA Probe Finds One Honest Official2015-05-27

June 2015

1. 5 Step Guide to Surviving Tokyo Trains2015-06-02
2. US Congress Makes Up With Snowden But Still Wouldn’t Call Him A Mate2015-06-03
3. Australian PM’s Total Score Rises Four Points: One Point Per Adult Refugee2015-06-03
4. Epic Bilingual Standoff Lasts 7 Minutes2015-06-04
5. 無神経な女性がエスカレーターで右側に止まり、10秒の遅延起こる2015-06-05
6. AKB48 Election Low Voter Turnout Sees Radical Member Sweep To Power2015-06-05
7. AKB48低投票率の中、急進的な立候補者が勝利2015-06-05
8. Study Finds High Frequency Of Karaoke Songs Sung By One Person In The Group2015-06-07
9. Japan’s Police Force Announce Rapacious US Style Image Change2015-06-08
10. George W. Bush Paintings Fetch Lower Asking Price Than Fellow Despots2015-06-10
11. VIDEO: Japan Football Coach Wants Media Pressure Diverted To The Government2015-06-11
12. ビデオ: 日本代表監督ハリルホジッチ、「プレッシャーを政府に向けるべき」2015-06-12
13. Australian Footy Fans Give Standing Ovation To Player Ignoring Aboriginal Issues2015-06-14
14. Americans Embrace New Clinton Dynasty: No Need To Learn About New Candidates2015-06-15
15. Poll: Customers Loving Half-Filled Sandwiches In Convenience Stores2015-06-18
16. God Puts Woman On Earth To Identify Charleston Shooter: Too Busy To Mind Own Church2015-06-19
17. Patron Busting A Move Arrested On The Eve Of Dancing Ban Reversal2015-06-19
18. VIDEO: The Laughing Man Takes On The 2016 U.S. Presidential Election2015-06-21
19. 豆が安倍首相よりフャンがいるでしょうか？2015-06-21
20. カラオケ研究結果：多くの歌をグループのたった１人が歌う2015-06-22
21. Man Unfriended For Consistently Posting Photos Of His Baby2015-06-23
22. 紙の自由、髪の自由に反論：作家の百田尚樹氏の両面作戦2015-06-26
23. I Oppose Free Speech, Free Hair: Novelist Naoki Hyakuta2015-06-26

July 2015

1. Eau de Nattó: Giorgio Armani’s New Fermented Bean Fragrance2015-07-04
2. Australian Government Gets Tough On Extremist Air Flows2015-07-12
3. Australian Government Turns to Innovative ‘New and Emerging Technology’2015-07-13
4. Apple To Pay Dodged Taxes After Letter From Average Bloke2015-07-13
5. ‘We Must Destroy Ghibli Characters’: LDP Supporter Naoki Hyakuta2015-07-14
6. Pluto Resembles Hyakuta’s Cranium But Comprises More Humility: NASA2015-07-15
7. Abe Proposes New Olympic Sport: Regional Game of War2015-07-16
8. 冥王星が尚樹百田の頭蓋に似るが、より謙虚性を持つ：NASA2015-07-16
9. PM Hopeful Wasabi Pea Pledges to Ignore More Voters Than Abe2015-07-16
10. Smartphone Walking Commuter Clocks 21 Seconds Without Looking Up2015-07-16
11. ‘Buy My Abandonomics’: Olympic Stadium, Constitution, History2015-07-18
12. LDP’s Honest Animation On Security Legislation2015-07-19
13. 普段の豆が安倍支持率を上回った2015-07-20
14. Karaoke Study Finds High Frequency Of Songs Sung By One Person In The Group2015-07-20
15. PM Abe’s Approval Rating Falls Below An Average Pea2015-07-20
16. 安倍首相「VS嵐」出演も大失敗2015-07-21
17. PM Abe 「VS Arashi」To Weather The Storm2015-07-21
18. Flawless Bowing Performance Gives Toshiba Executives Upper Hand2015-07-22
19. 安倍内閣新ゆるキャラ耳無っしー：「声を聞きたくない」2015-07-22
20. Miminassyi (No Ears): New LDP Mascot2015-07-25
21. Aesthetic Beauty: Key Feature Of Australia’s New Energy Policy2015-07-25
22. AFL Fan Learns He’s Supporting Racists2015-07-25
23. Can Wasabi Pea Get More Fans Than Prime Minister Abe?2015-07-25
24. English Teacher Invents Ingenious Lesson: Requires No Effort2015-07-25
25. Fox News Translated – Charleston Shooting Analysis2015-07-25
26. Man Torn By Free Noodle Upgrade2015-07-25
27. Muto Proves Unselfishness: Includes Friends In Insider Trading2015-07-25
28. PM Abe Breaks Fingernail In Diet Speech Fall: Returns To Empty Chamber2015-07-25
29. PM Abe Throws His Own Military Party2015-07-25
30. US Spying Disappoints PM Abe: His Name Not On The List2015-07-25
31. Top Chopstick Hand Model Retires From Fuji TV Network2015-07-26
32. TPP Secret Negotiations Enhancing Global Freedoms2015-07-28
33. Billionaire Cleverly Creates New Aboriginal Leadership Group To Relinquish Australian Lands For Mining2015-07-28
34. 教えて！矛盾の隊長：差し迫った脅威と原発再起動2015-07-30
35. ‘Imminent’ Missile Threats Irrelevant To Nuclear Plants: Commander Contradiction Explains2015-07-30

August 2015

1. 「自分が崇高で利他的であるため日本の若者を戦争に送りたい」：武藤貴也衆院議員2015-08-02
2. Japan Head Coach Blames Loss On Train Ride2015-08-03
3. ‘I’m Being Selfless For Wanting To Send People To War’: Takaya Muto2015-08-05
4. Man Needs Another Shower 15 Seconds After Leaving Apartment2015-08-07
5. アパートから出て15秒後シャワーを余儀なくされる2015-08-07
6. Abe Offers Money Disguised As Aid To Seduce Okinawans2015-08-09
7. OLDsはSEALDsより「利己的」、年上世代からこそ戦争にいくべき：武藤貴也2015-08-09
8. ビデオ：電車のせい、ハリルホジッチ監督：東アジア杯の初最下位2015-08-10
9. 芸人が安保法案を議論する：政治家がお笑いに転職提案2015-08-10
10. Pyongyang Settles On New Missile Target: Sendai Nuclear Plant2015-08-11
11. 北朝鮮、新攻撃ミサイルの目標が決まった：川内原発2015-08-11
12. Money Speaks For Abe Administration2015-08-12
13. Comedians Debate Constitutional Reform: Drives Politicians Into Stand-Up2015-08-13
14. Shopper Inadvertently Bows Over A Dozen Times Post-Purchase2015-08-14
15. Abe Expresses Remorse: Ensures Endless ‘Grief’ With End To Pacifist Constitution2015-08-14
16. Earth Ridicules Japan’s Nuclear Restart: Increases Volcanic Activity2015-08-16
17. Original LDP Logo Design by Tokyo Olympic Artist2015-08-19
18. Deez Nuts Rising On Donald Trump2015-08-21
19. Suspect At Large Indiscriminately Adding Soy Sauce To White Rice2015-08-21
20. North Korea Counter Strikes Propaganda Speakers With Giant Boom Box2015-08-22
21. Abe Too Busy Legislating Regional Peace Bills To Visit China2015-08-24
22. The News That Was-abi (VIDEO)2015-08-26
23. Man Torn By Free Noodle Upsize2015-08-27
24. Yakuza Yamaguchi Group Disbanding For Solo Careers2015-08-28
25. Pure Silver Cup For Centenarians Downgraded To Silver-Plated Bullet2015-08-29
26. 500 Protest The Dilemma Of Continued Peace2015-08-30
27. ヤクザ・山口組解散を発表、ソロ活動目指す2015-08-30
28. AFL Club Supporter Racism Rank By Decibel Meter2015-08-30
29. 500人デモ、ありのまま平和が続く問題を抗議2015-08-30

September 2015

1. Seat Next To Foreigner Used Despite Clear Vacancies Across The Way2015-09-01
2. ‘No Risk Of Cancer’: TEPCO Supports Lowering Smoking Age2015-09-02
3. Syrians Grateful For War: ‘Let’s Go Country Shopping!’2015-09-04
4. 「癌リスクはない」東電、たばこ１８歳解禁を支持2015-09-04
5. 電車で端の席にわざわざ移動するのは、席に座るだけでは物足りない？2015-09-04
6. Failed Gaijin Nod Exchange Reported In Akihabara2015-09-04
7. 安倍晋三、自身の軍隊パーティーを催す2015-09-05
8. Vitamin Discovered: McDonald’s Hit By Another Food Scandal2015-09-06
9. Yakuza Splinter Syndicate Launched: YKG482015-09-08
10. Bill Promotes Business Stability With Flexible Job Security2015-09-10
11. Jealous Gaijin Secretly Pleased: Japan Refuses Syrian Refugees2015-09-10
12. Season’s First Taiji Dolphin Debate Commences2015-09-12
13. PM Abe To Relocate To Senkaku Islands: Government Responds To National Census2015-09-14
14. Fear Of NHK Guy Causes Woman To Miss Amazon Delivery2015-09-14
15. 安倍首相を尖閣諸島に移設：国勢調査に対応2015-09-14
16. English Teacher Hopeful Distracted by Interviewer’s Dismal Role-playing Performance2015-09-16
17. PM Abe Slightly Aroused By Diet Hearing Resembling War2015-09-17
18. Family Secures Prime Position For Next Year’s Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival2015-09-19
19. Shinzo Abe’s World of Tanks (Video)2015-09-19
20. Japan Becomes Safe Again: Military To Participate In War2015-09-19
21. God Rejects Wish At Meiji Shrine After Woman Claps Three Times2015-09-21
22. Gov’t Abolishes Humanities, Proposes Robotization of Students2015-09-23
23. Woman Struggles To Find Tinder Date “Wearing White Robe”2015-09-25
24. Model’s Career Cut Short By Diminishing Beard Trend2015-09-26
25. U.S. Congressman Collects “Holy” Water Sample After Pope Exits Bathroom2015-09-26
26. Commuter Boldly Forms Third Line On Train Platform2015-09-27
27. Abe: Japan Must Tackle Ageing Society Before Accepting Refugees Desperate To Work2015-09-30

October 2015

1. Surly Citizens Lose Outlet To Vent: Railway Companies Relax Phone Rules2015-10-01
2. America To Ban Educational Institutions2015-10-02
3. My Number System Raising Concerns: Too Similar To Gaijin ID Cards2015-10-03
4. Japan’s Anti-Pacifism Shift Angers Students: War Terminology To Be Added To Joyo Kanji2015-10-04
5. Man Burns Down Own House While Live Streaming: Thrilled To Finally Produce Viral Video2015-10-06
6. Man Asks For Extra Salt: Staff Go Into Meltdown2015-10-06
7. Gov’t Decries Study Linking Cancer To Fukushima As Premature: Resembles Early Cigarette Research2015-10-08
8. 'Depopulation Minister' Emphasizes Awareness: You Can’t Start A Family With A Cartoon2015-10-09
9. Toshiko Hasumi Creates New Manga Graphic Of Herself2015-10-09
10. 漫画家はすみとしこ、自分を題材にしたイラストを発表2015-10-09
11. about (adv.) - [Wasabi Dictionary]2015-10-10
12. Natto Mascot Employed To Help Attract Foreigners To Whale Eating Festival2015-10-12
13. US Investigates Why ISIS Uses Toyota Trucks2015-10-13
14. アメリカ、ISISのトヨタ自動車起用の動機を調査2015-10-13
15. Tokyo Slams UNESCO For Lack Of Transparency Over Nanjing2015-10-14
16. Schoolboy Acquires Patent For New Invention: A Bin On The Street2015-10-15
17. information (n.) - [Wasabi Dictionary]2015-10-16
18. Russia Releases Their Animated Proof Of Downing Of MH172015-10-16
19. “A Speech By The Poorest President In The World”: Aussie Edition2015-10-17
20. Student Falls Victim To Perfectly Executed Kancho2015-10-18
21. PM Abe Honors War Dead: ‘Neighbouring Countries Fail To Move On’2015-10-19
22. Ministers Arrive At Yasukuni Shrine2015-10-20
23. 国会議員約７０人、靖国神社を参拝2015-10-21
24. Gov’t Certifies Fukushima Compensation But Says Cancer “Acquired In A Private Capacity”2015-10-21
25. Poll Shows Japanese Perceptions Of China Improve From ‘Detest’ To ‘Loathe’2015-10-23
26. Japan Submits Leaning Condo Of Yokohama To UNESCO2015-10-23
27. No. 1 Halloween Fashion Trend For 20152015-10-25
28. shakespeare (v.) - [Wasabi Dictionary]2015-10-27
29. “No evidence of a single death”: Sausage Village2015-10-28

November 2015

1. Businessman Exhibits Gorgeous Golf Swing With Umbrella2015-11-02
2. Tokyo Resident Spots Gaijin Dragging Suitcase: 'S*** There Goes The Neighbourhood'2015-11-26

December 2015

1. LDP Cuts Women Leadership Target, Can’t Find Enough Chauvinist Right-wing Women2015-12-07
2. Otakus Demand Bieber Shave Head After Fraternizing With AKB Members2015-12-08
3. station (n.) - [Wasabi Dictionary]2015-12-11
4. サラリーマン、豪華なゴルフスウィングを傘で見せる2015-12-11
5. Muslims Call For “Total Ban” On Americans Invading Muslim Countries2015-12-12
6. Young Girl Not Harassed On Crowded Train2015-12-13
7. Man Takes Up New Sport: Waiting By Mass Of Water2015-12-15
8. Japanese Speaking Ambassadors Dining With PM Abe Offered Forks2015-12-16
9. Freedom Fighter Labelled A Terrorist By Establishment2015-12-16
10. Kanye West Reveals He’s Been Eating His Own Shit In Tablet Form2015-12-17
11. Australia Agrees It’s Okay To Slaughter Mammals On Land2015-12-19
12. Angry Single Men Protest Christmas: Parents Relieved To Have Them Out Of The House2015-12-21
13. Suspicions Surround Wham! Claim That This Year’s Heart Recipient Will Be Well Thought Out2015-12-22
14. PM Abe Pledges Impartiality Of History Review Study Group To Meet At Yasukuni2015-12-23
15. Santa Frustrated By Tokyo Immigration Bureau Queues, Blames Discrimination2015-12-24
16. English Teacher Distraught: Returnee Student To Enter Class2015-12-25
17. Japan Demands ‘Comfort Women’ Show Heartfelt Appreciation For Yen2015-12-27
18. Witnesses Shocked By Man Carrying Dozens Of Schoolgirl Uniforms: “Why Not Use A Bag?”2015-12-27
19. Irritating Woman Learns Meanings Of Random Osechi Foods For New Years2015-12-29
20. seatigrate (v.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]2015-12-30
21. Japanese Schoolgirl Tilts Head Another 5 Degrees After Teacher Repeats Question2015-12-30
22. Gaijin Discovers Power Of Invisibility Ordering At Family Restaurant2015-12-30
23. Commuter Suspicions Confirmed, Gaijin Gets Off At Roppongi2015-12-31

2016

January 2016

1. Rise In Aussie Ski Trips Sees Japan’s Birth Rate At Highest Since 20102016-01-02
2. although - [Wasabi Dictionary]2016-01-03
3. Hitler Reacts To Karaoke Etiquette2016-01-06
4. Innocent Translator Device Forced Into Harassing Women In Japan2016-01-06
5. Sex God Arrives In Japan, Doesn't Even Know It Yet2016-01-08
6. Survey Finds 47% Of Japanese Workers Selfish For Wanting A Vacation2016-01-09
7. Foreign Residents In Japan Predominantly From Nation Of Gaikoku2016-01-10
8. Japan Key To Boom In Past Comfort Women Industry: LDP Lawmaker2016-01-15
9. Brave Trump Dancing Girls Can’t Sleep Without Their Freedom Gun2016-01-16
10. First Petting Gaijin Café Opens In Harajuku2016-01-17
11. 250 Injured In Snow: JR Flamethrower Staff Sacrifice Victims For Punctuality2016-01-19
12. Abe Honors SMAP Forced Apology, Sings SMAP Hit ‘Magnificent Counterattack’ To Diet2016-01-20
13. Detained Dolphin Activist Ric O’Barry Made To Perform Tricks2016-01-20
14. Gaijin Spoken To In Honorific Japanese Except For One Basic Word Of English2016-01-22
15. Man Checks Out Konbini Comic Books, Packs A Thermos2016-01-24
16. Lauded Japanese-Born Sumo Champ Presented Emperor’s Cup Containing Akihito2016-01-25
17. 初の「ガイジンカフェ」が原宿にオープン2016-01-26
18. Girl Forgets To Post Failed JLPT N2 Results Online2016-01-27
19. Tokyo Police 3D Mugshots To Be Stored With Pictures Of 3D Girlfriends2016-01-27
20. Minister Amari Resigns, Accepts “Hot” Tub Water Punishment2016-01-29
21. Softbank Develops Robots To Run New Store, Unlocking Phones Needs Further Research2016-01-29
22. Judge Comfortable With Risk, Approves Nuclear Plant Wearing Business Shirt Underpants2016-01-30
23. Foreigner Caught Exceeding Daily Gaijin Smash Limit2016-01-31

February 2016

1. Business Shirt Underpants (n.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]2016-02-01
2. ‘Vagina Artist’ Prosecuted: Works Shamed By High-quality Erotic Manga 'Tentacle Nightmares'2016-02-01
3. Gaijin Smash (n.) - [Wasabi Dictionary]2016-02-02
4. North Korea Reassures Japan Rocket Launch Is For Scientific Research2016-02-03
5. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis 'Thrift Shop' ESL Worksheet2016-02-05
6. Japan To Change Temple Swastika Icon If The West Takes Back Richard Magarey2016-02-06
7. Conservatives Propose Compulsory ‘Chonmages’ In Constitution Amendments2016-02-07
8. Emperor ‘Catches Flu’ After Heavy Weekend2016-02-08
9. Kid With Non-standard Elementary School Backpack Takes Up Recreational Drugs2016-02-08
10. Japan Finally Invents The PC Character Cushion2016-02-09
11. Kim Jong-un Has Killed A Man After Hearing Japanese Sanctions Will Include Gatsby Products2016-02-10
12. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Music Video Used For Majority Of English Lesson2016-02-10
13. PM Abe Exercises Right To Collective Self-Defense On Poor Underdeveloped National2016-02-10
14. Communications Minister Shows Journalists How To Use A Ball-Gag2016-02-10
15. Missing Gaijin (Case No. 201)2016-02-12
16. Becky Blamed For LDP Lawmaker’s Extramarital Affair2016-02-12
17. Japan Releases Sakura-Flavored Aso For Spring Budget Deliberations2016-02-13
18. Chivalrous Gaijin Tells Women, “Back Home Men Do The Giving On Valentine’s Day”2016-02-14
19. GPS Takes Nationalist Bus Through Roppongi: Driver Gradually Turns Down Volume2016-02-14
20. Unintentional Eye Contact Between Naked Festival Participants Puts Friendship In Doubt2016-02-15
21. Gaijin Looks To See If Anyone Noticed Him Ordering Extra Wasabi2016-02-16
22. “What’s a gaijin gotta do…”2016-02-17
23. Bank Of Japan Starts Handing Out Bags Of Yen In Dark Alleys2016-02-18
24. LDP Diet Member Opens Enquiry Into Why Korean ‘Sex Slave’ Statue Isn’t Black2016-02-19
25. New Study Finds Third Season May Exist Outside Japan2016-02-19
26. NHK Doubles Size Of Weather Woman’s Stick Ball2016-02-21
27. BREAKING NEWS: Husband Cooks For Wife2016-02-23
28. Japan Releases Dates For Getting Wasted In A Park2016-02-26
29. TEPCO 20-Year Contract Extension For 104-year-old Technician Deemed “Safe”2016-02-28

March 2016

1. Desperate Gaijin Uses Keigo In Last Ditch Attempt For Compliment2016-03-04
2. FIVE YEARS AFTER: Fukushima’s Good Name Still Stinking Like Shit Worldwide2016-03-08
3. Five Years On: Fly-jin Continues To Hide His True Identity2016-03-10
4. Fly-jin (n.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]2016-03-10
5. Obama Banished To Whitehouse Sofa After Meeting With Trudeau2016-03-11
6. Protests Ignored After Three Die At Fukushima Nuclear Plant2016-03-11
7. Gaijin Buys Pre-paid Phone With Birth Certificate And Hanko Stamped With Blood2016-03-11
8. Okinawa Dispute Finally Settled By ‘Jan Ken’ Tournament2016-03-12
9. Caucasian Gaijin Finally Turns Japanese After Living In Tokyo 23 Years2016-03-13
10. Declaration Of New Opposition Party Overshadowed By Broadcast Of Schoolgirl Skirt Liftability From Moving Objects2016-03-15
11. Google’s AlphaGo Issues Death Threat Mid-Game Following First Loss2016-03-16
12. Petal Tip Protruding From Sakura Bud Sends Japan Into Hysterics2016-03-18
13. ATM Spotted At Disneyland On Public Holiday Vacation2016-03-20
14. Gaijin Tries Natto, Dead At 252016-03-29

April 2016

1. Fire Generates Path to Freedom for Tourists Trapped in Golden Gai Since Early Feb2016-04-01
2. Pack Of Gaijin Seen Feeding In Natural Habitat2016-04-01
3. Man Surrounded By Full Blooming Cherry Blossoms Has Involuntary Orgasm2016-04-05
4. Woman Craving Pizza Raises Necessary Funds By Selling MacBook Pro2016-04-10
5. Asian-gaijin Awareness Day Announced In Japan2016-04-17
6. Kind-hearted Ospreys Give Aid And Backrubs To Kumamoto Citizens2016-04-19
7. Abe Sends Offering To Yasukuni Shrine In The Form Of A Hogtied Okinawa Governor2016-04-21
8. Territorial Battle Erupts Between Two Gaijin For Local Ward Dominance2016-04-22
9. Government Actions Censored As Japan Falls In Press Freedom Rankings2016-04-23
10. Old Lady Starts Kick-ass Bicycle Journey By Skipping On One Leg2016-04-24
11. Anime Fan Finds Tokyo To Be Exactly As He Imagined2016-04-27
12. Japanese Diplomat In Australia Throws PET Bottle Into Normal Trash After Failed Submarine Bid2016-04-28
13. Fault Line In NHK President’s Mental Reasoning Poses No Real Threat2016-04-28
14. Man Survives 78 Days On Wild Berries Looking For Shinjuku Station Exit 27K2016-04-28
15. GW初日、働きすぎの会社員が妻と子供に名刺を渡す2016-04-29
16. Overworked Salaryman Presents Wife And Kids With Meishi Card To Begin GW2016-04-29
17. Foreigner Given Chopstick Dexterity Score Of 7.25 By Judging Locals2016-04-30

May 2016

1. Train Conductor Confirms Flying Pigeon By Pointing At It2016-05-01
2. Ted Cruz Ends Presidential Campaign By Gunning Down His 565 Delegates2016-05-04
3. Japan Proposes New Plan To Devalue Yen With Abe’s Face2016-05-04
4. Robot Arm Skirt (n.) - [Wasabi Dictionary]2016-05-05
5. Kim Jong-un Launches Party Congress Riding Newest Nuclear Missile2016-05-06
6. Japan’s Population Continues To Decline One Child Per Human Pyramid Formation2016-05-07
7. Available Rental Properties Plummet After Real Estate Agent Clicks Gaijin Settings2016-05-08
8. Vagina Artist Fined: Court Earmarks Funds For Fertility Festival Giant Phallus Upgrades2016-05-10
9. Trump: Japan Must Pay for Americans Protecting Them in Trains From the Threat of Silence2016-05-11
10. head (n.) - [Wasabi Dictionary]2016-05-12
11. G7 Swat Teams Perform Terror Drills Around Only Aboveground Bin in Tokyo2016-05-13
12. China Says Newly Built Island With Army of Giants Purely For Self-Defense2016-05-14
13. Study Finds 43% of AKB48 Dolls in a Toxic, Violent Relationship2016-05-14
14. Tourist at Sumo Tournament Thankful for Extra Salt on Hot Chips2016-05-15
15. Becky’s Chromosomes Apologize On TV For Both Being X2016-05-15
16. Professor Remains Defiant Despite Kinki University Name Change2016-05-15
17. Children Begin Driving Themselves to and from Elementary School2016-05-17
18. Horrific Death of White Rice Drenched in Soy Sauce Mourned2016-05-18
19. ALT Snaps and Eats School Goldfish After Queried On Raw Fish Eating Abilities2016-05-21
20. Japan Begins Selling Individually Wrapped Rice Grains2016-05-23
21. Tokyo Governor Sorry for Misusing Funds Live from Hawaii2016-05-25
22. Man Shuns Ancestral Heritage, Spells Name With Katakana On Facebook2016-05-25
23. Abe Asks Obama, “Can You Teach Me English?”2016-05-26
24. Masuzoe Spending ‎¥‎300,000 on Bald Head Shine ‘Improper’ but not Illegal2016-05-26
25. Angela Merkel Told to Pour Beers for Male G7 Leaders2016-05-27
26. Obama Does Backflip Off Hiroshima Dome to Distract From Non-Apology2016-05-27
27. Trump Shot Dead After Illegal Immigrant Falls Onto Stage2016-05-30
28. Job Seeker Assures Company He Has No Independent Thoughts2016-05-30
29. Hilarious Gaijin Celebrity Says Mundane Things In Japanese Really Loud2016-05-31

June 2016

1. Man Living in Tokyo Looks Identical to Leonardo DiCaprio2016-06-01
2. Commuter Unsatisfied With Just Sitting Down Repositions To Side-Seat2016-06-02
3. Missing Boy Found: Reunited with Nintendo DS2016-06-03
4. 政治資金を使った舛添要一知事がハワイの生中継で謝罪2016-06-06
5. Sadistic Heian Aristocrat Responsible For Kanji With 16 Readings2016-06-06
6. Commuter Tries to Remain Cool after Train Doors Shut in Front of Face2016-06-07
7. Severe Strain of Yellow Fever Found in Shinjuku HUB Air Conditioning Unit2016-06-08
8. Breaking: Shit’s About To Get Real With Only 73 Metal Balls Remaining2016-06-11
9. Beef Sashimi at Izakaya Presented with Entire Animal Carcass2016-06-12
10. Gaijin Stepping onto Narita Soil Instantly Transforms into Japan Expert2016-06-13
11. English Club Members Struggle to Console Homesick Exchange Student2016-06-14
12. Businessman Takes a Power Nap Mid Golf Swing2016-06-14
13. NRA Holds Vigil For Orlando Shooting Victim2016-06-15
14. Voice of Gaijin: Tokyo Governor Resigns2016-06-16
15. Weeaboo Arrives in Japan to Find Subtitles Floating in Real Life2016-06-17
16. Text Message Sent Near JR Priority Seat Detonates Vital Organ2016-06-18
17. Masuzoe Nephew Tipped to Win Tokyo Governor Election2016-06-18
18. Pachinko Center Clearly Warns Patrons of The Dangers of Gambling2016-06-19
19. U.S. Military Jeep Takes Up Two Spots at Okinawa Protest Car Park2016-06-20
20. Child Unsure if Father’s Day Gift was Intended for Unfamiliar Man Not Wearing Suit2016-06-20
21. Tenant Delivers Key Money to Landlord with Original Thank You Power Ballad2016-06-20
22. "Go On Without Me," Thirsty Malnourished Man Tells Friends in Visa Queue2016-06-21
23. Italian Composer Einaudi Plays Piano on Drone to Raise Awareness2016-06-21
24. 18-year-olds Gain Right to Vote, Inclusion into “Whatevs” Piece of Pie2016-06-22
25. N Korea says Missile Destroyed “Exact Spot of Water” They Were Aiming For2016-06-22
26. TEPCO Chief Blames Gov’t: “I wasn't allowed to use term 'felt down' with my wife after Kyabakura”2016-06-23
27. Staffer Hands Out Omiyage to Co-workers After Long Trip to the Printer Room2016-06-23
28. Incorrect Kanji Stroke Order Causes Reader Major Confusion2016-06-24
29. BREAKING: Brexit Triggers Gaijin To Become Experts Of Term ‘Ridatsu’2016-06-24
30. Gaijin Performs Handing Over of the Golden Balls Ritual at Wedding Ceremony2016-06-24
31. Heart Rate of Tourist Invited to Prestigious Event Rises after he’s Introduced as ‘Mr. Trump’2016-06-26
32. Elementary School English Teacher Absolutely Dominates Lunchtime Dodgeball2016-06-27
33. Obasan Permeates From Fridge as Discount Sticker is Placed on First Item2016-06-27
34. Gaijin Interviewed on TV Speaks in Fluent Katakana2016-06-27
35. Constituent Torn Between Candidate With Interesting Looking Head and Not Voting2016-06-28
36. ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’ Hits Cinemas in Japan2016-06-29
37. Disgraced Foreigner Caught Wearing Shoes in Apartment Commits Harakiri2016-06-30

July 2016

1. Abe Uses LINE to Reach Younger Voters: Sends out Detailed Policy Plans2016-07-01
2. 安倍首相がLINEで若者に手を伸ばす、詳細な政策概要を送信2016-07-01
3. Businessman Late for Meeting in Japan Hogtied, Suspended from Ceiling2016-07-02
4. Earth Finally Obliterates and Swallows Japan2016-07-03
5. Gaijin Working at School with No Western Toilets for 8 Years Waits for Train2016-07-04
6. Doubts Intensify During JLPT Test With 9 Consecutive No. (3) Answers2016-07-04
7. inform (v.) - [Wasabi Dictionary]2016-07-04
8. Woman Insists on Taking Blood Samples for Personality Testing at Gokon Dinner2016-07-05
9. Election Update: Abe Navigates Boat Near Senkaku Islands Dressed as a Chinaman2016-07-05
10. 4 Dead, 7 Critically Wounded after Empty Train Pulls into Crowded Station2016-07-06
11. “It’s Going be a Tough Election,” Abe Tells the Press in a Snug Pure Cotton Onesie2016-07-07
12. “Above The Law” Co. Pop-up Ad Appears on Hillary Clinton’s Hotmail Browser2016-07-07
13. Unidentifiable Kanji from Last Week’s JLPT Test Creeps into Examinee’s Life2016-07-08
14. Voice of Gaijin: Chinese Ships Enter Japanese Waters2016-07-08
15. Political Candidate Rejects White Gloves For Pair of White Fighting Peacocks2016-07-09
16. Coherent Japanese Sentence Greeted with Rapturous Clap with No Sound2016-07-11
17. Abe Secures Big Election Victory: Constitution Last Seen Going Into Hiding2016-07-11
18. 参院選、改憲勢力が3分の2超獲得、憲法が身を隠したと目撃2016-07-11
19. Black Pokémons More Likely to Be Fatally Shot Before Capture in U.S.2016-07-12
20. Customer Grunt Misconstrued as a “Thank You For Your Impeccable Service”2016-07-13
21. Tokyo Governor Candidates Asked if They Cook for their Partners2016-07-13
22. Breaking: Gaijin Indiscriminately Communicating in Japanese to Other Gaijin2016-07-15
23. Japanese Emperor to Retire in Readiness for Official Release of Pokémon GO2016-07-16
24. Acquaintance’s 'Plan' to Visit Japan Becoming Frighteningly Genuine2016-07-18
25. スーパーで初割引シールが貼ったとたんにおばさんが冷蔵庫の壁から現れる2016-07-19
26. China Dumps Massive Boulder in Tokyo Moat: Claims Territorial Rights2016-07-19
27. Study Finds Gaijin Heads Expand on Average 0.2cm Per Year2016-07-20
28. Trump’s Wife Unveils Original ‘Great Wall of Trump’ That Can be Seen from Space2016-07-20
29. Shrewd Woman Sending Message Auto-corrects Japanese Word into Unreadable Kanji2016-07-22
30. BREAKING: Pokémon GO released in Japan! Final goodbyes said to loved ones before downloading app2016-07-22
31. Man Arrested for Deceiving Public with Horrifying Tweet of Johovah’s Witness on the Loose After Kumamoto Quake2016-07-23
32. Music Video: White Natto-hating English Teacher Calls for an End to Gaijin Stereotyping2016-07-25
33. Tourist Says Final Goodbyes to Sexy Charismatic Japan Self Before Flight Home2016-07-25
34. 中国は巨大な丸石を皇居の堀に投げ捨て、領有権を主張する2016-07-26
35. Man Leaving Convenience Store Fairly Confident Larger Sturdier Umbrella is His2016-07-26
36. Voice of Gaijin: Foreigners Being Offended by the Term 'Gaijin'2016-07-27
37. Man Using Phone Camera Up Escalator “Searching for Rare Pokémon”2016-07-28
38. Commuter’s Grinning Face Appears Threateningly Like it Will Start a Conversation in English2016-07-29
39. Clinton Makes Strong Pitch for White House by Proving She’s a Female Human2016-07-29
40. Urgent NHK Report: Emperor Considering Rearranging Bedroom Furniture2016-07-30
41. Japan Elects Tokyo Governor Via Live Game of Lubricant Stairs King of the Hill2016-07-31

August 2016

1. Tokyo Governor Can Become a Good Leader By "Making Babies"2016-08-01
2. Harry Potter Sightings in Japan to Rise with Release of “Harry Potter and The Cursed Child”2016-08-01
3. 15-year-old Russian Girl Banned from Rio Olympics2016-08-01
4. Giant Disaster Alert Issued After First Female Governor Elected in Japan2016-08-02
5. Study Finds Positive Correlation Between Speed of Japanese Spoken and Being Awesome2016-08-02
6. Voice of Gaijin: Gaijin Bloggers and j-Vloggers2016-08-03
7. N Korea: Missile Successfully Kills 9 Japanese Sea Bass, 1 Mackerel2016-08-03
8. In The News: English to Become Compulsory in Japan from 5th Grade2016-08-04
9. Pokémon With 3 Heads Discovered Near Fukushima Nuclear Plant2016-08-05
10. Foreign Menace Using "Mai" (枚) to Count Long Thin Objects2016-08-06
11. Japan Already Winning Olympic Medals Expected Tally2016-08-06
12. Clinton Coughs Up Wall Street Cash Fur Ball2016-08-07
13. Japan’s First Gold Medallist Practices Pose For Upcoming Variety TV Appearances2016-08-07
14. Chinese Fisherman Snags a 23-Square Meter Senkaku Isle2016-08-08
15. Asian Version of Uncle Frank Selling Canned Coffee on TV in a Red Cape2016-08-08
16. Japanese Emperor Hints at Wish to Abdicate, Begins Long Ascent to Heaven2016-08-08
17. Typhoon Hits Japan at Hottest Part of Day, Quickly Loses Will to Live2016-08-08
18. “I-t-s S-o G-o-d-d-a-m H-o-t”: Important Hidden Message Found in Emperor’s Speech2016-08-09
19. Rio Olympic Officials Apologize for “Minor Error” in Chinese Flag2016-08-10
20. Japanese Rugby Team Defeats New Zealand at Rio Olympics2016-08-10
21. Biracial Couple in Japan Give Birth to Ugly Half Baby2016-08-11
22. Japan Celebrates Mountain Day: Low-skilled Foreign Workers, Okinawans Sacrificed2016-08-11
23. Study Finds Gaijin Blog Hate Comments Peak During Unbearably Hot Month of August2016-08-12
24. Shikoku Nuclear Plant Restart Deemed to be Completely Safe2016-08-13
25. USA Win Yet Another Gold Medal at Rio: Dodgeball2016-08-13
26. We Asked Each SMAP Member Which Fellow SMAP Member They Hate The Most?2016-08-14
27. Japan Remembers August 15 as the Day SMAP Surrendered Making Quality Music2016-08-15
28. SMAP (1855-2016): A Special Tribute2016-08-15
29. Olympics Reminds Gaijin How Annoyingly Similar Gold and Silver are in Japanese2016-08-16
30. Japanese Pole Vaulter Crushes Olympic Dream and Bodily Stereotypes With His Own Penis2016-08-17
31. In The News: S Korean lawmakers visit disputed Takeshima Isles2016-08-17
32. Woman Searching for Pokémon Still Hasn’t Found Herself2016-08-18
33. Gaijin Starts to Question Own Desires After Using Third Negative in One Japanese Sentence2016-08-19
34. 7/11 Japan’s “Corn Sand” Meal with Corn Cob plus Corn Juice Sees Profits Soar2016-08-20
35. Abe Fighting for his Life After Suffering Serious Injuries from Piranha Plant2016-08-22
36. Study Finds Gaijin’s Japan Lifespan Can Be Measured In Futons2016-08-23
37. Voice of Gaijin: Taxpayers to Fund Decontamination of Fukushima, Toxic Water Pools2016-08-24
38. JET Newbie Batch No. 10 To Strike Japan Early Next Week2016-08-27
39. News Crew Waits Patiently For Umbrella To Lose Structural Integrity2016-08-30

September 2016

1. Family Mart and Circle-K Combine To Deliver One Big FU To The People2016-09-03
2. Princess Mononoke Film Ruined After It’s Discovered Theme Song Is Sung By A Man2016-09-05
3. Selfish, Inconsiderate Businessman Commits Suicide During Peak Hour2016-09-06
4. Half-Breed Monster Crowned Miss Japan2016-09-06
5. Man Giving Up Train Seat Careful Not To Stray Too Far From Appreciation Zone2016-09-08
6. Abe Mario Runs from Renewable Energy, Feminists and Historical Facts in New App2016-09-09
7. Voice of Gaijin: First Dolphins Killed in Japan’s Annual Taiji Hunt2016-09-11
8. Breaking: Magnificent Bowing Technique Sees Heads Momentarily Touch At Bow Apex2016-09-13
9. N Korea “Successfully” Tests Nuclear Man Suit2016-09-13
10. Study: 37% of Natto Chopstick Twirls Purely For Show, Serve No Practical Purpose2016-09-19
11. Tom Hanks Becomes Gaijin, Feels Compelled To Start A Blog2016-09-20
12. 40% of Single Adults in Japan Virgins, 56% If Excluding Dolls, Virtual Reality2016-09-21
13. Emperor Cites “Crazy Cheap” Hawaii Flights During Opening Diet Session2016-09-27

October 2016

1. Cyanide, Arsenic, NHK Fee Collectors Found Lurking Beneath New Fish Market2016-10-02
2. Japanese Schoolgirls Colonizing Starbucks Table Progress From Pottery To Textiles2016-10-05
3. Salaryman Too Overworked To Realize He Died 3 Days Ago2016-10-10
4. Osaka Launches Foreigner-Only Carriages To Curtail Inconveniences2016-10-12
5. Osaka Launches Foreigner-Only Carriages To Curtail Inconveniences2016-10-12
6. Gaijin Hangs Up Phone Feeling Highly Respected But None The Wiser2016-10-16
7. Japanese ‘Trump’ Playing Card Denies Association With Acts Of Misogyny2016-10-18
8. Sushi Chain Puts Natto In Foreigners’ Wasabi, Denies Ill Intent2016-10-19
9. Idols Now Selling Online Chats, Grandpa Asks Family How To Install Skype2016-10-20
10. Justin Bieber Begins Rehearsals With Piko-taro For Upcoming Tour2016-10-21
11. 6.6 Earthquake Hits Tottori Prefecture, Danger of Tsunami of Futile SNS Posts2016-10-21
12. Man Made Islands Detected Near Chinese Space Laboratory2016-10-22
13. Red Panic Button Activated After Foreigner Asks ‘Why?’2016-10-25
14. Abe Says Public Figures Must Renounce Dual Citizenship: “Can't Be Both Pen And Apple”2016-10-25
15. ＩＷＣ総会 クジラを飼育する人道的な手段を提出2016-10-27
16. Duterte Asks Abe “Is Obama’s Mom Here?” During Hostess Bar Visit2016-10-28
17. Gaijin’s Poor Costume Choice Hides The One Thing That Makes Them Special2016-10-30

November 2016

1. BREAKING: Mt. Fuji Violently Erupts After Years Of Dormant Passive Aggressive Behaviour2016-11-01
2. NEWS PICK: “Disgraceful” Japanese Women Applying Makeup In Trains2016-11-07
3. Racism Survey For Foreigners Inserted In Free Tissues Not Reaching Target Audience2016-11-08
4. Giant Sinkhole Opens Up In Center Of Futon2016-11-09
5. Latest Polls Find World Completely At Ease With America’s Choice For President2016-11-10
6. Americans Fleeing Trump Locked Up In Detention Centers Across The Globe2016-11-11
7. Gaijin Generally Succeeding In Life Heckled By Estranged Pack Of English Teachers2016-11-15
8. Abe Kicks Off Warm Biz Season Donning Chic Fur Jacket2016-11-16
9. Sinkhole Repair Efficiency Provides Casual Worker With Steady Employment2016-11-16
10. Abe Tells Trump, “Tiny Hands Really Complement A Small Head”2016-11-18
11. Study: 4 Out Of 10 Japanese Soldiers Have Imagined Defense Minister Inada In Cosplay2016-11-21
12. Molesting Charge Judged As Attempted Robbery, Pickpocketing Crimes Set To Skyrocket2016-11-21
13. Japan Reminded That 2011 Happened, Fears Of Nuclear Power To Last Until Friday2016-11-22
14. The Origin Of Kanji: Cow (牛)2016-11-22
15. Do You Understand Japanese Toilet Buttons?2016-11-23
16. Heart-warming: Foreign Boy Selflessly Offers Free English Lessons To Japanese Girls2016-11-23
17. Tokyo Not To Be Outdone By Fukushima, Turns Rain Into Flakes Of Crystallized Ice2016-11-24
18. Beppu Mayor Uploads “Accurate” Video Pledging Onsen Amusement Park From Secret Location (Video)2016-11-25
19. Fukuoka HUB Sparks Outrage Over Frozen Foreigners In Ice Attraction2016-11-29

December 2016

1. Rakuten Eagle Amongst First Victims Of Bird Flu Culling2016-12-01
2. 鳥インフル感染拡大、楽天イヌワシも殺処分2016-12-01
3. Nihonium Element Exhibits Isolationist Properties, Repels Foreign Bodies2016-12-05
4. Trump: “Terrific Day Hearing Softbank Terms&Conditions #NeverEnoughID #IllNeverGetThose4HoursBack”2016-12-07
5. “Spoilt For Choice”: Vote Now For Ministry Of Environment Mascot With Huge Range Of Schoolgirl Uniforms2016-12-09
6. Japanese Court Upholds Deportation Order For 83-year-old With Korean Heritage2016-12-10
7. Japanese Govt To Allow “Skilled Foreigners” To Work In Agricultural Sector2016-12-13
8. Study: Japan Hates Cartoon Pornography2016-12-13
9. ‘PPAP’ Named Japan’s New Kanji Of The Year For 20162016-12-14
10. U.S. Blames Putin For Osprey Aircraft Crash2016-12-15
11. White Man Blows Minds In Japan With Lack Of English Proficiency2016-12-16
12. English Traffic Signs Introduced To Reduce Foreign Driver Accidents2016-12-17
13. Free Comiket Condoms To Be Used Primarily As KFC Finger Napkins2016-12-19
14. EXILE Hits Population Tipping Point, Descends Into Bloody Tribal Warfare2016-12-20
15. MOFA Publishes "Chopstick Compliments For Foreigners" Video Map 20162016-12-21
16. Santa Makes “Successful Emergency Landing” Off Coast Of Okinawa2016-12-24
17. Abe Forced To Stay In Youth Hostel After “Surprise” Visit To Pearl Harbor2016-12-27
18. 3 Dead From Overwork In Japan, 1 Larger Parcel Severely Injured2016-12-28

2017

January 2017

1. Gaijin Prays For Powers To Remember New Year Is Heisei 292017-01-01
2. Delicious! Oishii! TV Celebs Taste Deep Fried Rat2017-01-03
3. YouTuber Discussing Japan Distracted By His Own Exquisite Face2017-01-04
4. confirm (v.) - [Wasabi Dictionary]2017-01-07
5. 1.2 Million Coming Of Agers Keen To Commence Getting Drunk2017-01-09
6. Syphilis In Japan Doubles In 2016: “Having More Sex Than Humans”2017-01-10
7. Elementary Students Present Their Local Gaijin For Show And Tell2017-01-11
8. Japan Considers Allowing Emperor To Abdicate Into Robo-Emperor2017-01-12
9. Ukon Hangover Drink Expectations Shift To Vomit Frequency Reduction2017-01-14
10. Mini Rocket Fails To Verify If Aliens Beyond Gaikoku Also Speak English2017-01-16
11. Tokyo Station Staff Cram Several Bentos Into Office Microwave2017-01-17
12. “SHAT” Gov’t Group Criticized For Using Acronym In Past Tense2017-01-18
13. Pitchforks Hoisted As Clinton Appears In Cage At Trump Inauguration2017-01-20
14. Ozeki Kisenosato Wins First Sumo Title With Hundred Hand Slap2017-01-23
15. Half Mixed Race Visitors To Shinjuku Garden Get 50% Off Entry Fee2017-01-24
16. Trump Scraps TPP Trade Deal For More Populist PPAP Barter System2017-01-25
17. New Evidence Suggests Commodore Perry Used Gaijin Smash To Open Japan's Borders2017-01-28
18. Japan Releases Dates For Getting Smashed In A Park2017-01-28
19. Gaijin Informed After 19 Years They’ve Been Saying Japanese Word Wrong2017-01-31

February 2017

1. New Japanese App Instantly Translates All Foreign Material2017-02-01
2. 7-Eleven Penalizes Sick Staff For Resting On The Job2017-02-02
3. Ryukoku University’s Broadway Musical Circle Presents ‘Glease’2017-02-04
4. Tokyo Apartments Keep Warm At Night Sleeping In Cardboard Boxes2017-02-08
5. Trump Tweets ‘SEE YOU ON COURSE’ After Losing To Abe On Golf Course2017-02-11
6. Trump Tells Abe His Knife And Fork Skills Are “Tremendous”2017-02-11
7. Men Protesting Valentine’s Day Gives Mom A Chance To Clean Their Rooms2017-02-13
8. 男性が バレンタインデー反対デモに参加、母親が部屋の掃除をする絶好の機会に2017-02-13
9. Boyfriend Gives Valentine’s Day Flowers And Box Of Breads2017-02-14
10. N Korea Successfully Launches Offensive Missile Targeting Japan2017-02-15
11. Osaka Kindergarten Condemns Korean, Chinese Toddlers To Solitary Confinement, Forced Labor2017-02-17
12. Japan Trials Robot Cashier With Superhuman Ability To Initiate Conversations2017-02-18
13. Racist Tourist Declares Day 6 Temple Looks A Lot Like Day 4 Temple2017-02-22
14. ‘Premium Friday’ Boosts Economy With Expenditures Under The Influence2017-02-24
15. お酒の消費が経済を押し上げる「プレミアムフライデー」2017-02-24
16. Latest Terry Blossom Forecast Predicts Key Dates For Budding Ego2017-02-28

March 2017

1. Salaryman Experiences First Human Touch Since Yesterday’s Peak Hour2017-03-01
2. Moritomo Gakuen Buys Bronzed Abe Statue At Wildly Discounted Price2017-03-05
3. Gaijin Finds Wallet On Streets Of Tokyo, Keeps It2017-03-07
4. Broken English Fatally Assaults Flawlessly Articulated Japanese2017-03-08
5. Ginza Ad Shows Precisely How Much TEPCO Gives A Shit About Nuclear Victims2017-03-10
6. First cherry blossom of the season contrasted against the dark shades of a bigoted ultra-nationalist black bus2017-03-14
7. 人種差別を助長する右翼の街宣車が全国初の満開の桜を引き立てる2017-03-14
8. English Teacher Maintains High Standards For Finishing Class On Time2017-03-15
9. 新宿駅K27番出口を捜す男性が78日間、野生ベリーを食べて生き残る2017-03-15
10. Man’s Exoticness Distracts Local Woman From Severe Personality Defects2017-03-20
11. Akie Abe Faxes Linked To Fax Machine Developed In 19582017-03-24
12. Tokyo Tourist Confident Green Pipe Line Warps To The Right Of Screen2017-03-28
13. Sentence Waits Until Very End To Reveal Its True Negative Identity2017-03-29

April 2017

1. Pushing Force Triggers Critical Leak In Adult-related Manga2017-04-04
2. Minister Angry At Fukushima Evacuees Says His Emotions Are Responsible For Their Own Actions2017-04-06
3. Nasal Mucus Makes Daily Return Commute From Nose To Stomach2017-04-18
4. I’m Sick And Tired Of Stunning Asian Women Using Me For My English2017-04-19
5. Man Gaijin Smashes Newly Wedded Wife In Bed Asking Her To Manage The Taxes2017-04-25

May 2017

1. Tying Up Second Shoelace Triggers Sudden Urge To Urinate2017-05-02
2. Hawaii Trip Sparks Heinous ‘Holy Shit, I’m The Gaijin’ Epiphany2017-05-06
3. Gaijinsplain (v.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]2017-05-13
4. Sato Becomes First Indy 500 Winner Shorter Than Borg-Warner Trophy2017-05-29
5. ATM Speaks English A Little Too Loudly2017-05-30

June 2017

1. Quiet Night In For Rice Grain Turns Into Big Night Out2017-06-03
2. Breaking: Woman Wearing Mask May Be Hot2017-06-06
3. Conversation On Next Table Turns To Topics Of ‘English’, Carefully Avoids Term ‘Foreigner’2017-06-06
4. Security Cameras To Be Introduced In Tokyo Trains2017-06-07
5. Greediest Bastard Suggests ‘Warikan’2017-06-10
6. Employee Gets Off Lightly With Just 18 Years Overtime Work2017-06-10
7. Commuter Begins Insufficient Funds Walk Of Shame2017-06-11
8. New Playboy Bar In Tokyo Imports Giant Octopus From South America2017-06-13
9. Internal Inquiry Launched: Who The Hell Is That Gaijin With?2017-06-13
10. Hydrangea Blossom Season Begins In Japan, No One Gives A Shit2017-06-16
11. BREAKING NEWS: Gaijin Dave Has Awesome Chopstick Skills2017-06-17
12. Step 1 Of Onigiri Unwrapping Process Going To Plan2017-06-17
13. “They All Look The Same”: Gaijin Written ソ (‘so’), ン (‘n’) Face Harsh Discrimination2017-06-18
14. Foreigner Operates Control Center For All Incoming Japan-related Requests2017-06-19
15. Gaijin Absolutely Nails English Part Of Japanese Song2017-06-21
16. Time Spent Waiting For Some Guy To Recall Simple Word In English Never To Return2017-06-24
17. BREAKING NEWS: Gaijin Orders Yaki Salmon2017-06-25
18. Political Campaigner Conviction Wanes As Foreigner Approaches2017-06-27
19. Gaijin Hilariously Pronounces English Word “Too Well” For Locals To Understand2017-06-28
20. Atsugiri Jason Starts Comedy Tour Of Italy To Critical Reviews2017-06-30

July 2017

1. JLPT Examinees Prepare Last Minute Unanswered Question Strategies2017-07-01
2. Study: 92% Of Japanese Husbands Intimately Involved With One Or More Side Seat Panels2017-07-02
3. Feminist Gaijin Insists On Being Referred To As A ‘Girljin’2017-07-03
4. Girljin (n.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]2017-07-03
5. Brave Resistance Against Army Of Monsters Under Threat From Old Lady Wanting Seat2017-07-04
6. Breaking: Local Responds To ‘How Are You?’ With ‘How Are You?’2017-07-04
7. Voice Of Gaijin: N Korea Claims To Have Successfully Launched Its First ICBM2017-07-05
8. Tanabata Gods Ask Some Foreigner They Know For Help With “A Bit” Of English2017-07-06
9. Abe Asks Merkel If She’ll Be Pouring The Beers At The G202017-07-08
10. Entire Carriage Looks At Gaijin As Announcement Is Repeated In English2017-07-09
11. Gov’t Calls For Urgent Response To Stop Infestation Of Fiery Aunts2017-07-09
12. Gaijin’s Sensual Charm Crushed After Girljin Enters Vicinity2017-07-11
13. Suspicious Object Found In Park Reported To Police2017-07-12
14. NHK Apologizes For Fascist Leader T-Shirt Worn By TV Guest2017-07-13
15. Overworked Salarymouse Too Wasted To Get On First Disney Train Home2017-07-15
16. Japan’s “Ideal Wife” Top 5 Revealed In Order Of What She Can Cook2017-07-15
17. Japan’s Top 5 “Ideal Wife” In Order Of What She Can Cook2017-07-15
18. 44-Year-Old Gaijin Registers For International Party In Tokyo2017-07-16
19. Japan Commemorates Ocean Day With 770,000-Liter Offering From Fukushima2017-07-16
20. Gaijindian Promotes Restaurant By Standing In Front Of Restaurant2017-07-18
21. Heart-warming: Lost Phone Returned With Original Upskirt Pics Still Intact2017-07-21
22. Second Japanese Syllable From Gaijin’s Mouth Confirms “Jyouzu” Status2017-07-24
23. Abe Seeks To Regain Conservative Support With Well-Crafted Chonmage2017-07-25
24. Breaking: Overweight Guy On Japanese TV Thinks Food Is Delicious2017-07-26
25. Gaijin Just Confirming What Other Gaijin Does For A Living2017-07-28
26. Inspiring: ALT Goes Above And Beyond, Talks To Girls During His Lunch Break2017-07-30

August 2017

1. Local Hero Saves Pedestrian From Certain Death2017-08-01
2. Abe Reshuffles Cabinet, Still Stinks Like Same Old Festering Shit2017-08-04
3. Veteran Gaijin Pines For The Days When He Was One Of The Only Foreigners In Edo2017-08-05
4. Women Can Now Play ‘Sounds Of The Forest’ Or Ariana Grande While Taking A Dump2017-08-08
5. Defense White Paper Forecasts Nuclear-Tipped Explosion In Abe Approval Ratings2017-08-10
6. Gaikoku Remains Most Popular Destination For Japanese Tourists Travelling Overseas2017-08-11
7. Mission To Pick Up At Comiket Quickly Aborted2017-08-13
8. Gaijin Mumbles In Japanese Just Enough To Sound Fluent2017-08-14
9. Japanese IT Company Launches 'Faxbook'2017-08-16
10. Unidentified Flying Object Sighted Through Tokyo Summer Clouds2017-08-16
11. Man Cheats On Mistress With Wife2017-08-17
12. Station Announcement Interrupted To Announce Arrival Of Next Announcement2017-08-19
13. Man Moves To Side-Seat After First Child Rescued From USJ Roller Coaster2017-08-20
14. Breaking: Local Writes Horizontal ‘t’ Stroke Before Vertical ‘t’ Stroke2017-08-21
15. Gaijin Buys Water, It’s Actually Yoghurt Flavored2017-08-23
16. What’s A Girljin Gotta Do To Receive A Bit Of Nanpa Around Here?2017-08-24
17. Breaking: Gaijin Spotted Wearing Yukata2017-08-25
18. Man Living In Tokyo Has Incredibly Tiny Face2017-08-29
19. N Korea Fires Missile Over 837 UNESCO World Heritage Sites2017-08-29
20. Abe Shares Japanese Traditions With PM May, Insists She Washes Tea Bowl2017-08-31
21. Gaijin Disposes Of Futon At Local Konbini2017-08-31

September 2017

1. 「３０」と聞くと、男は頭の中で「５億」と繰り返し言いまくる2017-09-01
2. Totoro Discovered Before Ikebukuro Exit 20C2017-09-05
3. Japanese Rental Cars Now Come With Warning Stickers: 'Person With Tall Nose Driving'2017-09-05
4. Man Obeys Rule Because It Exists2017-09-06
5. Chaos Erupts In Japanese Press Conference After Truth Escapes2017-09-07
6. Admitting Ignorance Of One Japanese Word Unleashes World Of English Hurt2017-09-12
7. Kim Jong-Un Provides Excellent Wake Up Service To Half Of Japan2017-09-14
8. Gaijin Confirms Price By Looking At Cash Register Screen2017-09-19
9. Mom Called To See If You’re Brushing Your Teeth, Watching For Hydrogen Bombs2017-09-23
10. Breaking: Yumi Says She “Played” With Kentaro On The Weekend2017-09-24
11. Anchorman Buying Lunch Reveals Order By Ripping Stickers Off A Large Board2017-09-26
12. Car Speeds Through Shibuya Crossing: Barely Misses 57 Gaijin, 45 Asians, 1 Japanese2017-09-27

October 2017

1. Mayuko Toyota Distributes Flyers To Constituents Who Aren’t Bald2017-10-01
2. 豊田真由子議員はハゲていない有権者にチラシを配る2017-10-01
3. BREAKING: Another Second Gaijin Enters Supermarket2017-10-02
4. America All Out Of Options After Doing Nothing2017-10-03
5. Voice Of Gaijin: Japan Accepts 3 Refugees Out Of A Record 8,561 Applicants2017-10-06
6. 37 Buttons Serve As Perfect Decoy For Manual Flush Lever2017-10-07
7. Japan Claims 2017 British Nobel Literature Prize Winner Kazuo Ishiguro2017-10-08
8. Japan Submits UNESCO World Heritage Application To Register Kazuo Ishiguro2017-10-09
9. I Love Big Camera Almost As Much As I Love Donkey Hotel2017-10-10
10. BREAKING: Salaryman Tells Boss To ‘Go And Get F***ed’2017-10-12
11. Gaijin Still Counting Zeros After 29 Years In Japan2017-10-12
12. Japan Amazed Autumn Is Really Happening Again This Year2017-10-14
13. We Sometimes Say ‘Ohayo’ Even When It’s Not Morning2017-10-15
14. Comedic Genius Makes People Laugh By Yelling2017-10-18
15. 安倍首相、新たな政策「安倍のミックス」を発表2017-10-18
16. Kaiten Sushi Chef Asks Gaijin To Repeat Order2017-10-19
17. 立候補者、人々に名前を知られたく選挙カーのスピーカーを改造2017-10-20
18. Ojisan Just Checking Schoolgirl Has Appropriate Length Skirt2017-10-21
19. BREAKING: Foreigner Probably Searching For The Same Party2017-10-21
20. Japan Eagerly Awaits Results Of Typhoon2017-10-22
21. 国民は今夜の結果発表を夢中になって見ている2017-10-22
22. Japan Invents Brush Made Exclusively For Brushing2017-10-23
23. Mark Zuckerberg Combs Japan For People Yet To Be Registered As Safe From Typhoon2017-10-23
24. Japanese Word Dropped Mid English Sentence2017-10-24
25. Japan Claims Einstein As Japanese After Theory Of Happiness Emerges In Tokyo Note2017-10-25
26. Japan Has Tiny Bananas2017-10-27
27. Breaking: Trash Thrown Out The Night Before2017-10-27
28. Girl Sues Osaka School For Forcing Her To Squint2017-10-29
29. Dog Would Probably Prefer English2017-10-30
30. Hayao Miyazaki Reveals Final Farewell Movie Title2017-10-30
31. Gaijin Served By Another Gaijin2017-10-31

November 2017

1. Japan Drone Successfully Delivers First Fax Machine2017-11-01
2. ‘Warm Biz’ Campaign Reminds People To Wear More Shit In Winter2017-11-01
3. Abe Says He Would Appoint More Women If "They Were As Hot As Ivanka Trump”2017-11-03
4. Culture Day Celebrations Hit Fever Pitch As Staff Clock Into Traditional Overtime Work2017-11-03
5. BREAKING NEWS: Man At Door Could Be NHK2017-11-04
6. Trump Bombarded With Japanese Fake News Informing Him Of His Terrific Chopstick Skills2017-11-05
7. Trump Dumps Food In Pond, Kills 14 Carp2017-11-06
8. VIDEO: Abe Falls Into Golf Bunker2017-11-07
9. I Still Copy My Address From My Gaijin Residence Card2017-11-07
10. English Activity Slays 35 Minutes Of Class Time With Minimal Effort2017-11-08
11. Overflow Of Karaoke Emotions Leads To Closing Of Eyes2017-11-09
12. Supermarket Checkout Clerk Says Price Of Every Item Out Loud2017-11-09
13. Computers Made Scapegoat For Lack Of Kanji Writing Skills2017-11-12
14. Japan Begins Selling Single Grapes In Boxes2017-11-14
15. Local Asks, 'Do You Have Weather In Your Country?'2017-11-14
16. Australia Pays $122 Million Dollars To Find Out What They Already Knew2017-11-15
17. Gaijin Almost Definitely Up To No Good2017-11-15
18. Train Driver Commits Seppuku Ritual After Train Departs 20 Seconds Early2017-11-16
19. News In Japan Becomes News Again After Original News Becomes News Overseas2017-11-18
20. Man Conducts Routine Scientific Experiments To Accurately Separate Trash2017-11-18
21. Sumo Takes Out Opponent With Beer-Bottle-To-The-Head Move2017-11-19
22. Giant Replica Of The Crucifixion Of Colonel Sanders Decorates Shibuya For Christmas2017-11-19
23. Right Side Of Kanji Written First In Last Ditch Attempt To Recall Left Side Of Kanji2017-11-21
24. Japan Starts Lining Up For Tokyo Olympics2017-11-22
25. Atsugiri Jason Goes White Face In Latest TV Commercial2017-11-22
26. Gaijin Learns Meaning Of 風速2017-11-24
27. Salad Comes With Bonus Fork2017-11-24
28. Emperor Flavored KitKat Released To Commemorate Abdication2017-11-25
29. Voice Of Japan: Kumamoto Assemblywoman Brings 7-month-old Son To Parliament2017-11-26
30. Local Asks, ‘How Old Do You Think I Am?’2017-11-28
31. 23-Year-Old Gaijin Wakes Up To Find He’s 542017-11-29
32. desperately (adv.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]2017-11-30
33. 外国人男の会話、3車両先まで聞こえる2017-11-30
34. “YEAH!” Wins 2017 Buzzword Of The Year2017-11-30

December 2017

1. I’m Regularly Told I Can Just Sign For It2017-12-01
2. Stay-At-Home Dad Carries Out Petty Crimes In NHK Sitcom ‘Home Sweet Tokyo’2017-12-02
3. Chinese Guy Smashes JLPT N1 Kanji Section2017-12-03
4. Foreigner Asks Question, Friend Receives Answer2017-12-05
5. 「寒いね」、今季最高回数を突破2017-12-05
6. North Korean Women's Soccer Team Arrives In Japan2017-12-06
7. Supreme Court Rules NHK's Domo-kun "Ain't F***ing Around Anymore"2017-12-07
8. NHKどーもくんが「本気でボコボコにする」 最高裁初判断2017-12-08
9. Gaijin’s Japanese Amazing When Drunk2017-12-09
10. Man Sitting On Warm Toilet Seat Finished Business 13 Minutes Ago2017-12-10
11. 【速報】夫が妻に夕食を作る2017-12-10
12. ‘Girljin’ Named 2017 Kanji Of The Year2017-12-12
13. Gaijin Still Not Used To Being Asked If He’s Used To Japan2017-12-13
14. Japan Says It Will Replace Emperor With Bitcoin2017-12-16
15. 【速報】玄関の訪問者、NHKの可能性あり2017-12-17
16. Large Crowds Observe Giant White Panda Zookeeper2017-12-19
17. 政府「ビットコインが即位」の政令公布2017-12-21
18. Foreigner Spends Quality Christmas Time With All His Loved Fried Ones2017-12-24
19. 過労のサラリーマン、3日前に死亡したことに気づかず2017-12-28
20. BREAKING: People Go On Holiday2017-12-30

2018

January 2018

1. Gaijin Prays For Strength To Remember New Year Is Heisei 302018-01-01
2. Son-in-law Encourages Resident Obaachan To Have A Bit More Mochi2018-01-02
3. Foreigner Now Knows Kanji For Zodiac Dog2018-01-03
4. 男性、同居の義母に餅のおかわりを勧める2018-01-03
5. Trains Reach ‘Atsui Ne’ Yearly Peak2018-01-04
6. American Blogger Uses Hanging Lamp Light To Achieve Perfect Apology Video Facial Bone Structure2018-01-06
7. 米ユーチューバー、吊るし照明で顔の骨格を美しく照らした謝罪動画を投稿2018-01-08
8. BREAKING: Shit Smells Like Natto2018-01-09
9. Japanese Pharmacy Introduces New Ultra Dark Surgical Mask2018-01-11
10. Okinawa: Mostly Cloudy With A Chance Of Helicopter2018-01-12
11. 超ダーク・マスク、薬局で新発売2018-01-12
12. 【沖縄の天気予報】曇り時々ヘリコプター2018-01-12
13. Gaijin Still Saying ‘Ake Ome’ To Everyone He Meets2018-01-13
14. 58,677 Students Sniff At College Entrance Exams Across Japan2018-01-13
15. Abe Wonders If Lithuanian Woman Will Be Taking Him To See The President2018-01-14
16. Man Eats His Own Omiyage2018-01-16
17. 通勤中の男性、昨日のラッシュアワー以来初めて人に触れる2018-01-16
18. 会社員男性、自分の土産を食す2018-01-16
19. Local Says He’s Been To Your Country2018-01-18
20. 2018 Forecast Released For Getting Pissed In A Park2018-01-18
21. 【速報】収集前日の夜にごみが廃棄される2018-01-19
22. Fukushima Reactor Probe Discovers Central Heating2018-01-21
23. Man Mentally Transforms Into Penguin Before Departing Bed2018-01-22
24. Tokyo Braces For First Ever Snow Apocalypse Since Last Winter2018-01-22
25. 16種類もある漢字の読み方の原因は、ドSの平安貴族2018-01-27
26. Gaijin Takes Off Clothes Before Entering Carriage2018-01-28
27. Japanese Menu Silently Replaced With English Menu2018-01-31

February 2018

1. BREAKING: Commuter’s Arse Catches Fire2018-02-05
2. Gaijin Stocks Plummet As Americans Paint Town Red2018-02-06
3. Royal Wedding Postponed Until Commoner Knows What’s Best2018-02-07
4. ‘Watashi’ Currently Being Used In Most Sentences2018-02-08
5. 眞子さまの結婚、庶民が何が最善なのかを理解するまで延期2018-02-08
6. Latest Cherry Blossom Forecast Released【Honne Edition】2018-02-10
7. Abe Worried S Korea Will Rush Into Peace With N Korea2018-02-11
8. English Teacher Running Critically Low On Genki2018-02-12
9. Yen Still Being Converted Into Dollars2018-02-13
10. Japanese Housewives Give Husbands Giri Choco2018-02-14
11. 主婦、夫に義理チョコを贈る2018-02-14
12. Hugh Jackman Caught Reading The Rising Wasabi2018-02-14
13. America All Out Of Options After Doing Nothing2018-02-14
14. Grave Fears Held For The Structural Integrity Of Your Noodles2018-02-16
15. Gaijin Hears The Word ‘Ikemen’2018-02-16
16. Yuzuru Hanyu Wins Gold2018-02-17
17. BREAKING NEWS: Earthquake Just A Train Passing By2018-02-19
18. Oversimplified English Could Have Been Said In Normal Japanese2018-02-19
19. Talent Showing None2018-02-21
20. Housewife Peels Grape For Husband2018-02-26
21. 公園での泥酔予測を発表【2018年版】2018-02-27
22. Gaijin Asked, “Are You Used To Japan Yet?”2018-02-27

March 2018

1. Sticky Plastic Taped To Plastic Bag2018-03-06
2. Japan Supports North Korea Dehumanization2018-03-07
3. 【速報】マスクの女性、可愛い可能性大2018-03-07
4. Scandalous: Man Gets Drunk Under Plum Blossoms2018-03-08
5. Tax Deadline Looming To Ask Wife To Complete Forms2018-03-09
6. Tourist Searches For Station Bird2018-03-13
7. 【スキャンダル】男性、梅の木の下で酔っぱらう2018-03-17
8. Cherry Blossom Photos Looking Identical To Last Year, Every Year Before That Too2018-03-18
9. YouTuber Attaches GoPro To Revolving Yamanote Salaryman2018-03-20
10. 通勤男性、残金不足で公開羞恥刑2018-03-20
11. Operator Panics Upon Hearing Foreign Name2018-03-22
12. Tourist Watchful Of Potential Cherry Sighting2018-03-26
13. BREAKING: A Lot Of Juice Is Flowing Out Of A Hamburger2018-03-26
14. Google Still Being Used To Check Year Of Birth2018-03-27
15. English Teacher Calls Game An “Activity”2018-03-28
16. 桜の写真、昨年、一昨年、一昨々年と類似2018-03-28
17. Gaijin Saying Naruhodo Does Not Naruhodo2018-03-29
18. Japan PM Shinzo Abe Resigns2018-03-31

April 2018

1. 安倍晋三首相、辞任2018-04-01
2. Chinese Space Station Barely Misses Japan2018-04-02
3. Gaijin Wastes Precious Time At Hanami Party Talking To Girljin2018-04-02
4. between (prep.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]2018-04-03
5. BREAKING: Donut Full Of Red Bean Shit2018-04-03
6. Train Only 10 Carriages, Not 152018-04-04
7. Remnants Of Spring Lie Scattered On Ground2018-04-05
8. Dying Mayor At Sumo Tournament Taken To The Kitchen For CPR2018-04-06
9. Local Initiates Free English Lesson On Public Transport2018-04-07
10. 土俵上で倒れた市長、心臓マッサージのために台所へ運ばれる2018-04-08
11. 1-Hour Meeting Preferred Over One Group Email2018-04-09
12. Man Pulls Out Celestial Navigation Device To Find Vacant Cafe Seat In Tokyo2018-04-10
13. Kanji Already Forgotten2018-04-10
14. Diet Approves Taxes For Travelers Entering Gaikoku2018-04-11
15. Asian Person Is Actually A Gaijin2018-04-11
16. Silent Prayer Heard Through Apartment Walls2018-04-13
17. Trump Willing To Renegotiate PPAP Trade Deal2018-04-14
18. 男性、愛人に秘密で妻と浮気する2018-04-14
19. Two Pieces Of Ramen Meat Eaten Before One Noodle2018-04-15
20. Google Map Reveals Nazis Surrounding The Area2018-04-16
21. English Word Used In Middle Of Japanese Word In Middle Of English Sentence2018-04-17
22. Abe Asks Trump, ‘Can You Teach Me English?’2018-04-18
23. Abe Pledges Quota Of Female Handshakes In Government2018-04-19
24. Carefully Nurtured Yakiniku Piece Stolen2018-04-19
25. Female Mayor Installs Sumo Ring In Kitchen So Husband Must Do The Cooking2018-04-20
26. World’s Oldest Person Dies At 117, Husband Still Working2018-04-23
27. Japanese Scientists Find 89% Of Bald Foreigners Look Like Bruce Willis2018-04-24
28. Education Minister Visits Hostess Yoga Club Run By Ex-Porn Star For 2-Hour Massage2018-04-25
29. Studio Ghibli Theme Park To Showcase Mysteries Including Why Ghibli Is Spelt With ‘Gh’2018-04-26
30. Kim Jong-Un Makes Historic Unassisted Body Elevation Up One Step2018-04-27
31. 電車通勤中の男性、端の席に移動2018-04-27
32. Golden Week Holiday Makers Set Off To Make U-Turn2018-04-27
33. Babies Forced To Cry Because Babies Were Forced To Cry 400 Years Ago2018-04-29
34. BREAKING: Legs2018-04-30
35. 女性市長、夫が家事をするように台所に土俵を設置2018-04-30

May 2018

1. Japanese Word Let Slip While Talking To Mother2018-05-01
2. Study Finds 17% Of Gaijin Are Seen Photographed In Front Of Giant Pumpkin2018-05-02
3. Constitution Day: Constitution Criticized For Not Working2018-05-03
4. Local Laughs In English2018-05-04
5. UNESCO Recommends Japan Stop Contacting Them2018-05-05
6. Police Confirm Mario Kart Crash Caused By Banana2018-05-06
7. Salaryman Returns Home To The Office After Golden Week2018-05-07
8. 【警察発表】マリカー事故 バナナが原因2018-05-07
9. Party Of Hope And Democratic Party Of Japan Merge To Form ‘Japan no Hope’2018-05-08
10. Pedestrian Looks Like Asian Version Of Friend Back Home2018-05-09
11. 92%の既婚男性、1つ以上の電車の席の壁と親密な関係を持つ2018-05-09
12. Israel Offends Japanese Delegation By Serving Dinner In Toilet Slipper2018-05-09
13. Finance Ministry Officials Fall Victim To Sleep During Sexual Harassment Training2018-05-10
14. BREAKING: Seats Filling Up With People Entering Through Other Carriage Door2018-05-11
15. Man With Red Hair Owes Sex Life To Ed Sheeran2018-05-12
16. Israel Eurovision Song ‘Soy’ Features Cultural Appropriation Of 60-Hour Working Week With Fax Machines2018-05-14
17. Nation’s Onsen Goers Announce They’re Not Trying To Sneak A Peek2018-05-15
18. Foreigner-Only Carriages To Be Introduced Ahead Of Tokyo 2020 Olympics2018-05-15
19. Pronunciation Of Kanji In Name May Be One Of 85 Possibilities2018-05-16
20. Japanese Train Company Issues Official Apology For 1-Second Early Departure2018-05-17
21. Commuter Walking Up Escalator Sneaks Back Into Left Side2018-05-18
22. America All Out Of Options After Doing Nothing2018-05-18
23. Kawaii Foreigner Has “Small Face”2018-05-19
24. Japan To Launch Hello Kitty Rocket Into Orbit2018-05-22
25. PM Abe Helps Foreigners Learn The Japanese For ‘Cronyism’2018-05-23
26. Tourist Carving Graffiti On Arashiyama Bamboo Arrested For Wrong Stroke Order2018-05-23
27. JR Overcharges Foreigners, Gaijin Now Forced To Check If They Get The Right Change2018-05-25
28. Japan Commences Scientific Research On Foreigner Population2018-05-28
29. Asahi Releases Coffee Colored Water2018-05-29
30. 2020年東京オリンピックに向け、外人専用車両を導入2018-05-30
31. Gaijin Living In Japan 10 Years Defeated By Gaijin Living In Japan 12 Years2018-05-31
32. Foreigner Allowed To Eat Ramen Before 6PM2018-05-31

June 2018

1. FamilyMart Opens Store With Discount Retailer Donkey Hotel2018-06-04
2. Waitress Announces Arrival Of New Customers To Entire Izakaya2018-06-05
3. Woman Accessing New Google Maps Street View Of Shinjuku Station Feared Missing2018-06-07
4. Trump Asks Abe, ‘Do you eat burgers in your country?’2018-06-07
5. JAXA、ハローキティ―号を打ち上げ2018-06-09
6. Abe Asks If May Or Merkel Will Be Pouring Drinks2018-06-09
7. National Knife Association Of Japan Holds Rally One Day After Knife Attack2018-06-10
8. Child Warns Mother: “Gaijin Da!”2018-06-12
9. Japan To Win Fifa World Cup After Defeating Paraguay2018-06-13
10. Japan Airbnb Offers New Closet-Sharing Accommodation2018-06-16
11. Abe Told Trump “Japan Doesn't Need Another 25 Million English Teachers”2018-06-17
12. Osaka Earthquake: Millions Panic To Be First To Post Online2018-06-18
13. ビニール袋に貼られたビニールテープ2018-06-19
14. Japan Defeats Gaikoku 2-12018-06-19
15. Japanese City Official Docked Pay For Going To Bathroom During Work Hours2018-06-24
16. Japan Survives Against Abunai 2-22018-06-24
17. Gaijin Being Asked How Long They’ve Been In Japan Pauses For Effect2018-06-26
18. コーヒー色をした水、アサヒから新発売2018-06-26
19. Women Wanting Equality Are “Selfish”, Says LDP Secretary-General Nikai2018-06-27
20. 市役所職員、勤務中にトイレに行き減給処分2018-06-27
21. People Are Starting To Look Less Asian To Me2018-06-28
22. 女性が平等を求めるのは「自分勝手」―自民・二階幹事長2018-06-28
23. Japan Defeated By White People That Don’t Speak English2018-06-28
24. Japan World Cup Celebrations Out Of Control, Salarymen Arrive To Work 1 Minute Late2018-06-29
25. Softbank Dog Dies From Overwork2018-06-30
26. Japan Launches Hello Kitty Rocket Into Orbit2018-06-30

July 2018

1. ワールドカップの応援、制御不可能に、 サラリーマン1分遅刻2018-07-02
2. Nishino Says Japan Can Defeat Chocolate-Making Gaijin2018-07-02
3. Gaikoku Defeats Japan 3-22018-07-02
4. Japanese Players Take Out World Cup Disappointment On Locker Room Germs2018-07-03
5. Man Lines Up For 50 Minutes To Buy Frozen Water2018-07-04
6. Fukuoka Politely Tells English Teachers To “Fuku Ofu”2018-07-06
7. Japan Declares English Proficiency Mission Accomplished, Sends All Foreigners Home2018-07-07
8. Earthquake Hits Tokyo, Woman Scrambles From Bed To Be First To Post Online2018-07-07
9. Japan Enters Fourth Distinct Disaster Season2018-07-07
10. Gaijin Hates Gaijin2018-07-08
11. Man Doing Bugger All Receives An “Otsukaresama Desu”2018-07-09
12. 【速報】 会社員が上司に「お前がやれよ」と発言2018-07-11
13. Hideous Creature Wearing No Makeup2018-07-11
14. 今年「暑いね」最高回数を突破2018-07-15
15. Foreign Trainees Cleaning Up Fukushima Whinge About Working Overtime To Fight Off Cancer2018-07-15
16. Gaikoku Defeats Gaikoku 4-2 In Fifa World Cup Final2018-07-15
17. France Defeats Croatia, NHK Shows Only Japanese Goals2018-07-16
18. Wet Season Set To Continue In Japan Under Arms2018-07-17
19. Japan Signs Another Trade Deal With White People That Doesn't Involve Cheese2018-07-18
20. Gaijin Now Fluent In Katakana2018-07-18
21. Osaka Reaches “Atsui Na” Yearly Peak2018-07-19
22. Japan Completes Construction Of Olympic Venues 2 Years Ahead Of Schedule2018-07-19
23. KFC Japan Offering All-You-Can-Eat-And-Sing Chicken And Karaoke On Fridays2018-07-20
24. Japan Enacts 100% Total Smoking Ban On 45% Of Restaurants2018-07-20
25. Japan Reaches “Cho Frickin’ Atsui Ne” Yearly Peak2018-07-22
26. Shibuya 109 Reveals New Original Logo2018-07-23
27. 89%のハゲている外国人はブルース・ウィリス似2018-07-23
28. Woman Steps Outside, Starts Sweating2018-07-24
29. 「超くそ暑いね」今年最高回数を突破2018-07-24
30. Abe To Accept More Foreign Workers Desperate Enough To Leave Families Behind In Gaikoku2018-07-25
31. Sugita: Gay Marriage Will Lead To People Marrying Pets, Birth Of ‘Man Dogs’2018-07-25
32. 渋谷109の新ロゴを発表2018-07-25
33. Returnee Gaijin Still Bowing2018-07-28
34. Sometimes People Think I Don’t Understand Japanese But I Just Couldn't Hear2018-07-30

August 2018

1. Japan Reaches 100% Humidity2018-08-01
2. Cookie Wrapped In Plastic Wrapped In Plastic Placed In Plastic Bag2018-08-01
3. Drunk Salaryman Gets Head Stuck Up Own Arse, Causes Panic On Yamanote Line2018-08-03
4. Woman Pops Into Konbini To Get Some Cool Air2018-08-04
5. Tokyo Medical University Increases Exam Scores Of Female Applicants Wearing Nurse Cosplay2018-08-04
6. Salaryman Working Hard Pretending To Work Hard2018-08-06
7. 杉田議員：同性婚は人とペットとの結婚の引き金になる、「犬人間」の誕生も2018-08-06
8. Daylight Saving For Tokyo Olympics Decried By Companies Still Using Sundials2018-08-07
9. 東京医科大、看護師のコスプレをした女性受験者に加点2018-08-07
10. Semi Express Spotted In Tokyo2018-08-07
11. White Guy Excited About Being Target Of Racial Discrimination2018-08-08
12. JLPT Officials Admit Rigging Exams For Asians Who Can Already Read Kanji2018-08-08
13. Typhoon Shanshan A Major Disappointment2018-08-09
14. Komuro’s Mother Demanded Imperial Family Solve Gross Debt Problems2018-08-09
15. Female University Students In Japan Given Artificially Higher Grades In Home Economics2018-08-11
16. Foreigners Celebrate Public Holiday They Can Read2018-08-11
17. Two Holes Go To One Trash Bag2018-08-12
18. Tokyo Hit By ‘Gorilla Rain’2018-08-13
19. 3-Eyed ‘Cod Piece’ At Fukushima Station Sparks Criticism2018-08-14
20. Foreigner Says Katakana Word That Doesn't Exist2018-08-14
21. 湿度100%を観測2018-08-15
22. English Teacher Teaches Students About His Latest Personal Project2018-08-15
23. Abe Sends Ritual Offering To Comfort Women At Local Kyabakura2018-08-15
24. BREAKING NEWS: Japan Is “Nemui”2018-08-15
25. Record Number Of Foreigners In July Angry About Record Number Of Foreigners In Japan2018-08-16
26. Robert Campbell Says He’s Gay But Can’t Be As He Doesn’t Speak Or Dress Like A Woman2018-08-16
27. It Snowing In Hokkaido2018-08-17
28. Gaijin Drinking With Gaijin Again2018-08-17
29. Japanese Government Releases Report To Reduce Plastic Wrapped In Plastic2018-08-18
30. Japanese Athletes Unsure Why They Are Part Of Asia Games2018-08-19
31. Disgraced Japanese Basketball Players Used Prostitutes That Weren’t Japanese2018-08-20
32. 小室さんの母親、皇室に巨額借金の解決を要求2018-08-21
33. Kanjis ‘開’ And ‘閉’ Frighteningly Similar2018-08-21
34. 処分を受けたバスケ4選手、日本人ではないアジア人を売春2018-08-22
35. Japan To Replace English Teacher Robots With AI Robots2018-08-22
36. 25,028,873th Typhoon To Strike Kansai2018-08-23
37. Japan Releases Next Generation Of Full-frame Mirror Cameras2018-08-25
38. Hen2018-08-25
39. Man Culturally Appropriates Woman Back To Own Country2018-08-30

September 2018

1. Foreigner Moves House By Train2018-09-01
2. Salarymen Battle Through Typhoon To Get To Work2018-09-03
3. Predictions Of Destructive Typhoon Were Actually Accurate2018-09-05
4. 50 Foreigners Stranded At HUB After Ship Crashes Into Kansai Airport Bridge2018-09-05
5. 東京オリンピックの会場、2年前倒しで竣工2018-09-06
6. I Got 99 Arrows But My Destination Ain’t One Of Them2018-09-06
7. Progress Stops At Fukushima Nuclear Plant, Workers Sent To Restore Beer Factories In Hokkaido2018-09-08
8. American Comedian Conan O’Brien Gives Locals A Chance To Say “American Joke” In The Right Context2018-09-08
9. Haitian-Japanese Naomi Osaka Defeats Serena Williams To Become Japanese-Haitian2018-09-09
10. Natural Disaster Doesn't Hit Japan2018-09-09
11. Abe Meets White Man Who Can’t Speak English2018-09-11
12. Naomi Osaka Proves True Japanese Spirit By Apologizing For Everything2018-09-11
13. McDonald’s Japan Releases Whale Burger, Supports End To Commercial Whaling Ban2018-09-12
14. Gaijin Still Unsure If He Must Pay NHK Fees2018-09-12
15. Abe Boosts Ties With China By Handing Over 10Kg Pack Of Baby Formula2018-09-12
16. Nobody At Naomi Osaka Press Conference In Japan Actually Thinks She's Japanese2018-09-13
17. Phone Call To Post Office Activates Complex Multiple Choice Test2018-09-16
18. Tokyo 2020 Olympic Female Volunteers To Receive “Nation’s First” Equal Pay2018-09-17
19. 大坂なおみが帰国記者会見、日本人と思われない2018-09-17
20. Japan Wonders When Gaijin Is Going Home2018-09-18
21. Japan Concerned Over Unification Of Asians2018-09-19
22. Foreigner’s Feelings Hurt After Another Foreigner Dares Criticize Japan2018-09-19
23. Abe Democratically Re-elected Dictator2018-09-20
24. Tokyo Medical University Deducts Criticism From Society By Hiring Female President2018-09-21
25. Naomi Osaka Loses Japanese Identity In Tokyo Final2018-09-23
26. 国内初、東京五輪の女性ボランティアが同一賃金2018-09-24
27. Gaijin Fluent In Opinions2018-09-25
28. Man Types English In Japanese2018-09-26
29. N4 Standard Foreigner Signs Up For N12018-09-26
30. BREAKING: You’ve Got To Be F***in’ Kidding Me2018-09-28
31. Man Still Searching For Shinjuku Station Exit 27K Dies2018-09-30
32. Typhoon Arrives In Japan Exactly Right On Sunday2018-09-30

October 2018

1. Okinawa Elects Some Guy That Looks Only Half Japanese2018-10-01
2. ごみ箱の2つの穴、1つのごみ袋につながる2018-10-02
3. Kumamoto Councilwoman Ejected From Hearing For Using Mouth To Speak Out2018-10-02
4. Japan Increases Cabinet Productivity From 2 Women To 12018-10-02
5. Convenience Store Clerk Asks Robber, “Do you need a plastic bag?”2018-10-02
6. I Give Gaijin Nods If I'm In A Good Mood2018-10-03
7. Typhoon Kong-rey Scheduled To Destroy Long Weekend2018-10-04
8. Japan To Skip Naval Event After S Korea Protests ‘Rising Wasabi’ Flag2018-10-06
9. Gaijin No Longer Have To Take Visitors To Eat Raw Fish At Some Ungodly Hour2018-10-06
10. “Model” Is Actually An English Teacher2018-10-07
11. Fishmongers Race From Tsukiji To Toyosu2018-10-07
12. Japan Hosts Ministers From Abunai2018-10-08
13. Gaijin Survives On Rotation Of Konbini Bentos And Beef Bowls2018-10-08
14. Taylor Swift Ends Political Silence Calling For The “Restoration Of Shogun In Japan”2018-10-09
15. 口を使って発言した熊本市議会議員に出席停止命令2018-10-10
16. Husband Washes A Dish2018-10-10
17. Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka Top City Rankings Just Made Them A Bit Shitter2018-10-11
18. New Toyosu Fish Market Inspires New Meat Market2018-10-11
19. 10-Day Golden Week In 2019 Will Force Men To Spend More Time With Wives2018-10-12
20. Family Begins Planning 10-Day Golden Week Break From Each Other2018-10-14
21. Tourist Taking Selfie On Shibuya Scramble Crossing Killed By Nationalist Bus2018-10-15
22. Foreign Man Addicted To All Of Japan’s Beautiful Culture2018-10-16
23. Showa University Admits Staff Sniffled Louder While Female Applicants Sat Exams2018-10-16
24. UNIQLO Launches New Heat-Tech Carbon Dioxide Jacket2018-10-17
25. Lone Female Cabinet Minister Sent Out To Get Milk2018-10-18
26. Japan Putting Plastic In Big Plastic Bags After China Waste Import Ban2018-10-18
27. Man Smashes Beer In Park After Seeing Cherry Blossom In Autumn2018-10-19
28. Japan Beginning To Feel Boringly Normal2018-10-20
29. Groundbreaking Japanese Company Eases Labor Shortage By Increasing Wages2018-10-20
30. Ministries Counted Foreign Employees In Totals To Meet Disabled Quotas2018-10-22
31. Robot English Teachers Already Removing Key Grammar From Speech2018-10-23
32. Gaijin Going Through Phone Contract Just Keeps Nodding, Saying ‘Hai’2018-10-24
33. Japan Doubles Efforts Towards Refugee Crisis Increasing Intake From 30 To 602018-10-24
34. Foreigner Living In Japan Questions Logic Of Accepting Foreigners Into Japan2018-10-24
35. Japanese Man Dressed As Giant Bottle Says Japan Doesn’t Celebrate Halloween2018-10-26
36. Abe Urges China To Accept Greater Cooperation, Pointy Chopsticks2018-10-28
37. Japan Still Refusing To Reveal Difference Between は And が2018-10-29
38. Japan Shocked Sacrament Of Holy Matrimony Being Used For Love2018-10-29
39. BREAKING NEWS: Leaked JLPT Answers Confirm Organization Is Evil2018-10-30
40. English Teacher Teaches Frighteningly Productive Lesson On Halloween2018-10-31
41. 革新的な企業、給料を上げ人手不足を解消2018-10-31
42. Gaijin Says He Probably Understands “About 90%” Of Japanese Society2018-10-31

November 2018

1. Christmas Tree Already Spotted2018-11-01
2. Green Leaves On Trees In Japan Strangely Changing Color2018-11-02
3. ‘Moushiwake Gozaimasen’ Said With Less Feeling With Each Announcement2018-11-03
4. Swedish Landscape Artist With Japanese Citizenship Making The Rest Of Us Look Bad2018-11-04
5. PASMO Card May Or May Not Have Enough Yen In It2018-11-06
6. クリスマスツリー、都内で既に発見される2018-11-06
7. Gaijin Standing Up Says ‘Yoisha’2018-11-07
8. 人気都市にランクインした東京、京都、大阪の魅力が減少2018-11-08
9. Japan Introduces Compulsory English For Kids In Their 3rd Trimester2018-11-08
10. America To Ban Bar & Grills2018-11-08
11. Trump Tells Japanese Reporter, “I Only Speak American”2018-11-11
12. Gaijin Discovers You Can Get A Small イ By Typing “xi”2018-11-13
13. Abe Still Unsure Why White Man Doesn't Speak English2018-11-14
14. “I Only Use Fax Machines,” Says Japan’s Minister In Charge Of Cybersecurity2018-11-15
15. Grandpa Catches A Date On Tinder Using 15 Phones2018-11-16
16. Tokyo Backs Foreigner-Only Carriages Despite Growing Criticism2018-11-16
17. Learning-reading-of-紅葉 Season Begins2018-11-17
18. Worst Karaoke Singer Gets Loudest Applause2018-11-18
19. 安倍首相、なぜこの白人が英語を話さないのか今だに理解できない2018-11-18
20. Confusion Hits Climax As Japanese Schoolgirl’s Ear Touches Shoulder2018-11-19
21. サイバーセキュリティ担当桜田大臣「FAXしか使わない」2018-11-19
22. Nissan Chairman Carlos Ghosn Arrested For Falsifying His Love Of Natto2018-11-20
23. Gaijin About 60% Less Kakkoii When Speaking In Japanese2018-11-20
24. Japan Worried About What Will Happen To Mr. Bean’s Teddy Bear2018-11-21
25. Boss Tells Salaryman To Jump Off A Cliff2018-11-21
26. TEPCO Heads Responsible For Nuclear Disaster Still Not Arrested2018-11-22
27. Japan Takes The Piss With “Labor Appreciation Day”2018-11-23
28. Osaka Men To Host 2025 World Expo2018-11-23
29. Japan’s Cybersecurity Minister Admits He "Doesn't Know Prime Minister Shinzo Abe”2018-11-25
30. Miss Universe Japan Picks Schoolgirl Uniform As National Costume For 20182018-11-26
31. Gaijin Gaijinsplains To Other Gaijin2018-11-27
32. 大阪の男性、2025年万博開催2018-11-27
33. Foreigners Storm Parliament To Stop Legislation Accepting More Foreigners2018-11-28
34. BREAKING: Green Traffic Light Is Blue2018-11-29
35. Prosecutors Extend Ghosn Detention To Teach Him How To Confess In Japanese2018-11-29

December 2018

1. Disobedient Foreigner Still Not Giving Forced Confession2018-12-03
2. “Oishii” Selected As Top Japanese Buzzword Of 20182018-12-04
3. New Yamanote Station To Be Named Takanawa Gateway McGatewayface2018-12-05
4. Children Spot “Eigojin”2018-12-06
5. 女性は台所にいるべきという調査、捏造だったことが明らかに2018-12-06
6. Ghosn Confesses After Being Tortured With Japanese TV Playing Nonstop2018-12-07
7. Japan Descends Into Chaos Following Passage Of Law Allowing More Foreigners2018-12-08
8. おじいちゃん、15個のスマホを使ってティンダーのデートをゲットをする2018-12-09
9. Ghosn Charged For Underreporting Salary And Fukushima Nuclear Meltdown2018-12-11
10. Shirt Gets Hit With Ramen2018-12-12
11. “Disaster” Named Kanji Of The Year As Earthquake Hits Japan2018-12-12
12. Fried Chicken Serving Robot Speaks Broken English To Foreign Customers2018-12-13
13. Eikaiwa Bonenkai Upgraded From Saizeriya In 2017 To HUB In 20182018-12-13
14. Foreigners Drinking Konbini Beers On Street Corners Hits Record High2018-12-15
15. Old Pop Idol Retires Aged 162018-12-16
16. Foreign Teacher In Japan Told Not To Speak Japanese2018-12-17
17. Gaijin Turns 5-Japan-Years-Old2018-12-17
18. 新宿駅構内で「K27番出口」を探していた男性、死亡2018-12-17
19. Ghosn To Be Released On Bail Just In Time For KFC2018-12-20
20. BREAKING: Japan Makes Up New Charges To Re-arrest Ghosn2018-12-21
21. Japan To Resume Whaling: “Intelligent Whales Can Swim To International Waters”2018-12-21
22. Medicine With Lots Of Cool Kanji Must Be Good2018-12-22
23. Olympics Minister Confesses To “Hating Sport”2018-12-22
24. Selfish Old Man Happy To Retire At 852018-12-23
25. 828-Yen Plastic Tree Serving As Substitute For Family Back Home2018-12-24
26. 自己中な男性、85歳で幸せに引退2018-12-24
27. Christmas Cheer Reduced To “メリクリ”2018-12-25
28. Japan Withdraws From International Court Of Justice To Resume Witch Hunting2018-12-26
29. 五輪大臣 「スポーツが嫌い」2018-12-27
30. Japan Ends 2018 With Men Retaining Power2018-12-28
31. Japan Uses Its Limited Free Time To Write Nengajo2018-12-29

2019

January 2019

1. Weirdo Keeps Saying “Yoiotoshio” In January2019-01-01
2. ‘Shimemashite Omedeto’: Prosecutors Congratulate Each Other After Extending Ghosn Detention2019-01-01
3. Stores Stuff Unwanted Goods Inside Fukubukuro Lucky Bags2019-01-02
4. Emperor Still Alive After Eating Mochi2019-01-02
5. 天皇陛下、餅を食した後も生き残る2019-01-02
6. Japan Introduces Departure Tax That Looks Expensive Because Three Zeros2019-01-03
7. Female Human Too Confident For Japanese Society2019-01-03
8. BREAKING: Miso, Soy Sauce, Tofu, Natto All Made From Same Bean2019-01-04
9. Yahoo! News Calls Satirical News Fake News2019-01-05
10. Japan Introduces Tax On All Anime Exports2019-01-06
11. Japan Reaches ‘Samui Ne’ Seasonal Peak2019-01-09
12. Foreigner Fluent In “Itai”2019-01-09
13. Japanese Magazine Apologizes For “How To Keep Women Powerless” List2019-01-10
14. Japanese Prime Minister Asks May, “What Are You Cooking Your Husband For Dinner?”2019-01-11
15. Pop Idol Apologizes For Her Attractiveness Causing Fans To Break Into Her Apartment2019-01-12
16. Sexism In Japan Added To UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage List2019-01-13
17. Nissan CEO Saikawa Says Ghosn’s Guilt “Written All Over His Tiny Face”2019-01-15
18. Yahoo!ニュース、風刺をフェイクニュースと報道2019-01-16
19. Drunk-In-A-Park Season In Japan Predicted To Arrive Earlier Than Usual In 20192019-01-16
20. Cold Air Passing Straight Through Apartment Wall2019-01-17
21. Imperial Family Women Barred From Succession Rite To Perform Traditional Kitchen Rituals2019-01-17
22. Japanese Person Speaks Japanese Really Fast2019-01-22
23. Man Gets Plastic Bag For 1 Onigiri, Throws It In Trash On Way Out2019-01-23
24. Marie Kondo Keeps Cluttering Up News Feed2019-01-23
25. Naomi Osaka Depicted As “Half Yellow, Half Black” By Japanese Cartoonists2019-01-24
26. Japan To Ban Practice Golf Swings In Public Ahead Of Tokyo Olympics2019-01-25
27. Gaijin Form GJN482019-01-25
28. Customer Offered Straw With 1-Liter Carton Of Milk2019-01-25
29. Japanese Half Of Naomi Osaka Wins Australian Open2019-01-26
30. 日本人ハーフの大坂なおみ、全豪オープンで優勝2019-01-27
31. Abe Says Japan Unconditionally Accepts All ‘Halfs’ As Japanese Who Reach World No. 12019-01-28
32. Mixed-Race Japanese Man Takes Up Tennis To Increase Tokyo Rental Options2019-01-29
33. I Speak In Japanese But People Keep Replying In English2019-01-29
34. Ariana Grande Adds Kanji To Failed Tattoo, Now Reads “I Hate Fax Machines”2019-01-31

February 2019

1. BREAKING: Japan PM Arrested For Misreporting Wages2019-02-02
2. Veteran English Teacher Discovers Own Kids Can’t Speak English2019-02-03
3. Sapporo Snow Festival Apologizes For Depicting Naomi Osaka With White Skin2019-02-04
4. Japan Announces New Era Name In Preparation For Abdication Of ARASHI2019-02-06
5. Woman Found In Yoshinoya2019-02-06
6. Foreigner Just Gonna Go With が Particle2019-02-07
7. Japan’s Government Warns Of Swine Disease Turning Humans Into Pigs2019-02-09
8. 男性会社員、頑張って働いているように見えるように頑張る2019-02-09
9. Overcrowding Of Foreigners Not Sparking Any Joy2019-02-11
10. Gaijin Returning Home Surprised To Learn He Now A Raging Sexist2019-02-12
11. Olympics Minister Cancer Scare “Threatens Gold Medals”2019-02-14
12. Japan’s Productivity Up 1.4% In Oct-Dec Quarter After Removal Of Convenience Store Porn2019-02-15
13. Japan To Recognize Indigenous Ainu As “Reverse Gaijin”2019-02-15
14. Your Name Hollywood Remake To Be Set In Chicago With “Lots Of Gun Violence”2019-02-15
15. BREAKING: “Strong Zeros Desu!”2019-02-16
16. Japan’s PM Denies Letter Nominating Trump For Nobel Peace Prize, Says “It Was A Fax”2019-02-16
17. Gaijin Only Receives 1-Year Visa2019-02-19
18. Japanese Deer Labelled “Racists” After Figures Reveal 80% Of Nara Deer Attacks Involve Foreigners2019-02-21
19. Asteroid Invaded By Gaijin2019-02-22
20. “Is this washing detergent?”2019-02-24
21. Emperor's English Post-abdication Title Announced: “Kevin”2019-02-25
22. BREAKING: Japanese Are Born With Blue Bottoms2019-02-27

March 2019

1. Permanent Sleep Café Opens In Japan2019-03-03
2. Old Person Impossible To Understand2019-03-05
3. Ghosn Granted Bail After Promising To Embellish Japan’s Awesomeness On Japanese TV2019-03-05
4. New Emperor To Meet Sun Goddess Before Enthronement2019-03-06
5. Japan Celebrates National Men’s Day Everyday2019-03-08
6. Foreigner’s Happiness Coming From A Distinct Lack Of Responsibility For Wider Community2019-03-12
7. Japan’s New Era Name Announced: ‘Pen Pineapple Apple Pen’2019-03-30
8. 新元号「ペンパイナッポーアッポーペン」を発表2019-03-31

April 2019

1. Japan To Enter New Era Year “Civil Obedience 1” (令和1)2019-04-01
2. Japan’s Largest Penis Festival Held At LDP Headquarters2019-04-08
3. Black Hole Image Released Of Japanese Legal System Devouring Carlos Ghosn2019-04-11
4. Foreigner Pushes When Should Have Pulled2019-04-13
5. Cherry Blossom Doing Overtime2019-04-14
6. Japan Begins Unwrapping Tomatoes For ‘Tokyo Eco Olympics’2019-04-15
7. Half Of Foreigners In Tokyo Face Discrimination As Sex Objects2019-04-17
8. Math Teacher Told He Must Speak In Math At All Times2019-04-19
9. Man Drinking 1-Liter Carton Of Orange Juice2019-04-25
10. Japan Introduces Foreigner ID Helmets For 2020 Olympics2019-04-26
11. Japanese Bosses Begin Shaming Workers Wanting 10-Day Golden Week2019-04-27
12. Salaryman Unsure What To Do On A Monday Without Work2019-04-29
13. Game Of Thrones Spoiler Alert: Emperor Abdicates2019-04-30

May 2019

1. Foreigner Receives First Reiwa Era ‘Nihongo Jyozu Desune’2019-05-01
2. Salaryman Dies From Over-Vacation2019-05-02
3. Abe Says Nation Would Have Constitutional Reform Allowing War “If It Wasn’t For Democracy”2019-05-04
4. 会社員、休日が長すぎて死亡2019-05-06
5. White Man Arrives In Japan Eager To Help With Declining Birthrate2019-05-06
6. Japan Begins “Grey Week” Catching Up On Work Missed During Golden Week2019-05-07
7. Online Form Rejected For Containing Half-width Characters2019-05-07
8. Gaijin Fluent In Saying “I’m Fluent”2019-05-09
9. Family Mart To Ban Plastic Bags By 20292019-05-09
10. Rent-A-Gaijin Service Launches In Japan2019-05-10
11. 英語で道順を質問される可能性は、リュックの大きさと因果関係が2019-05-11
12. ファミリーマート、2029年までにビニール袋を廃止2019-05-13
13. Loud Foreigner In Train Probably American2019-05-14
14. Japan Bans Halloween In Shibuya2019-05-14
15. Foreigner Takes Photo Of Wrong Hachiko2019-05-16
16. Whale Found In Plastic2019-05-18
17. Kono Asks To Be Referred To By Kanji Meaning: “Fat Son Of The Wild River” (河野太郎)2019-05-21
18. Japanese Celebrity Faces Death Penalty For Smoking Marijuana2019-05-24
19. Abe Shinzo And Trump Donald Take Japanese Selfie2019-05-26
20. Melania Trump Refused Entry To Sumo Ring For Identifying As Female2019-05-27
21. Japan Launches Hands-Free Fax Machine2019-05-29
22. Renter Slugged Additional Fee For Renewing Apartment Contract2019-05-30
23. Japanese Minister Says “Women Are Failing As Baby Makers”2019-05-31

June 2019

1. Local Completely Okay With Informing Random People He Has Diarrhoea2019-06-03
2. #Youtoo: Japanese Women Call For High Heel Requirement For Salarymen2019-06-05
3. 白人男性、少子化解決のため来日2019-06-05
4. Labor Minister Says High Heels Necessary To Cook Dinner2019-06-06
5. Ex KAT-TUN Singer Released On Bail, Immediately Snorts Cocaine Off Ground2019-06-08
6. Foreigner Wonders Why NHK Produces So Many Tiger Dramas2019-06-09
7. Gaijin Addicted To “Japanese Culture” Won’t Go Home2019-06-11
8. Tokyo Olympic CEO Reminds Visitors “Cannabis Is A Drug” While Smoking A Cigarette2019-06-12
9. Gaijin Of The Week2019-06-12
10. 92-Year-Old Japanese JAL Pilot Reverses Plane Into Oncoming Traffic2019-06-12
11. Foreigner Throwing Away Junk Mail Pretty Sure It’s Junk Mail2019-06-13
12. Everyone On Train Secretly Wants To Kill Foreigner Talking On Phone2019-06-14
13. Asian Gaijin’s Name Is “Brian”2019-06-15
14. Gaijin Of The Week2019-06-19
15. Desperate, Thirsty White Human Turns Up In Japan, Thousands Of Miles From Home2019-06-19
16. Japan’s Nuclear Plants Operating Through Fax Machine Technology2019-06-21
17. Older Foreigner Really Relating To Japan’s Sexism2019-06-22
18. New Law States Gov't Responsible For Teaching Stroke Order To Foreigners2019-06-22
19. White Man Checks Wikipedia To See How Many Other White Residents In Japan2019-06-23
20. Abe Doesn’t Know Whether To Hug Or Kiss G20 Leaders2019-06-27
21. Gaijin Criticizes Gaijin For Criticizing Japan2019-06-27
22. G20 Baby Makers Pose For Photo In Kyoto2019-06-29

July 2019

1. Japanese TV Says Whale Meat Improves Swimming Skills2019-07-01
2. Haitian Half Of Naomi Osaka Loses Wimbledon2019-07-02
3. Airports In Japan To Take Preemptive Mugshots Of Foreign Visitors2019-07-04
4. Noisy Season Begins In Japan2019-07-04
5. Tom Cruise To Star In Akira Remake2019-07-05
6. Foreigner Studies Kanji That Only Has 0.0003% Chance Of Being In JLPT2019-07-06
7. Queue For Toilets At JLPT Site Getting Really Long2019-07-07
8. Woman Accidentally Finds Out She Got Answer Wrong In The JLPT2019-07-08
9. Japan To Wrap Olympic Tickets In Plastic2019-07-08
10. Newbie Gaijin Launches 18,541st Unique Blog About Japan2019-07-10
11. Foreigner Unable To Find Trash Can Feeds Plastic Bag To Nara Deer2019-07-11
12. Politician Support Rises After Installation Of Massive Speaker On Van2019-07-14
13. ATM User Taking Way Too Long2019-07-15
14. Japanese Weather Tirelessly Producing Rain Without A Break2019-07-16
15. Japanese Citizen Has No Other Option But To Vote For Abe2019-07-16
16. Record 3,671 Articles Published In 2019 About Foreigners Visiting Japan2019-07-19
17. Man Learning More Japanese Further Realizes How Much He Doesn’t Know2019-07-20
18. Japan Celebrates Anniversary Of First Man Landing On The Gaikoku2019-07-21
19. Unpopular Man Wins Again2019-07-21
20. 2020 Olympic Medals To Be Awarded With Small Plastic Bags2019-07-24
21. Foreign Thing Labelled In Katakana Won’t Ever Be Truly Accepted Into Society2019-07-25
22. REPORT: Japanese Scientists Find 74% Of All Things On TV Are “Sugoi”2019-07-26
23. Tokyo 2020 Olympics To Coincide With ‘Atsui Ne’ Yearly Peak2019-07-27
24. 8% Would Have Been Enough2019-07-27
25. Foreigner Still Uncertain If Mouth Should Be Closed When Pronouncing ‘ん’2019-07-28
26. Japan To Ban The Gaijin Smash Ahead Of Tokyo 2020 Olympics2019-07-29
27. Salaryman Lives To Work2019-07-29
28. Train Overshoots Commuter By 35 Meters2019-07-30
29. Purchasing JLPT Textbook Automatically Improves Japanese2019-07-30
30. Strange Human Doesn’t Know Its Own Blood Type2019-07-31

August 2019

1. Japan Approves Plans To Create Human-Pokemon Hybrids2019-08-01
2. 五輪のメダル、ビニール袋に包装される2019-08-01
3. Selfish Son Goes Back To Live In Japan Again2019-08-01
4. Pedestrian Dies Before Reaching Next Shady Patch2019-08-02
5. Takeaway Food To Be Taxed Only 6% If Eaten On Public Transport2019-08-03
6. New Japanese Phrase Invented For Summer: “Natsui ne”2019-08-04
7. Gaijin Strolls Around Matsuri Like He’s Part Of The Attraction2019-08-04
8. Extra Plastic Bag Put Inside Plastic Bag Just In Case2019-08-05
9. NEC Showcases “Flying Fax Machine” Hovering While Sending Faxes2019-08-06
10. Study Finds Natto Actually Has No Health Benefits2019-08-07
11. Newbie Gaijin Appears To Be Having Way More Fun2019-08-08
12. Man Takes Care Of Child2019-08-09
13. Simple English Word Forcibly Injected Into Complicated Japanese Sentence2019-08-11
14. I Can’t Write That Kanji, But I Can Read It2019-08-11
15. Gaijin Of The Week2019-08-12
16. Foreigner Has No Idea About The Meaning Of せきにん2019-08-14
17. Man Would Be Concerned About Issues In Hong Kong, S. Korea But It’s Too Hot2019-08-14
18. BREAKING: Friend Just Suggested Roppongi2019-08-16
19. Japan Developing Eternal Shinzo Abe Robot2019-08-18
20. American Arrested For Shooting NHK Fee Collector2019-08-18
21. The Word “You” In Japan Not Rude When Talking About Foreigners2019-08-20
22. Foreigner Enhances Kakkoiiness By Pretending To Not Speak Japanese2019-08-21
23. Gaijindamari: Mysterious Mass Gathering Of Gaijin At HUB2019-08-24

September 2019

1. Man Wearing Jeans And Long-Sleeve Shirt On Hot Day Says “Atsui Ne”2019-09-08
2. Locals “Gaijin Zone” Foreigner2019-09-14
3. Triggered Foreigner Thinks All Misfortune A Result Of Racism2019-09-18
4. Water Company Still Using Keigo Despite Being Told “Gaikokujin Desukedo”2019-09-19
5. Japan Now Thinks Rugby Is The Best Sport In The World2019-09-29

October 2019

1. Tax Hike Means Items At 100-Yen Shops Can Be Purchased With Two Coins Again2019-10-01
2. Japanese People Replacing Redundant Pagers With Fax Machines2019-10-02
3. あの「モデル」は英会話教師2019-10-03
4. Tourists Told Its Disrespectful To Photograph Girls Hired For Private Entertainment2019-10-03
5. Gaijin Finds Self-Confidence Because Everyone Else So Reserved2019-10-06
6. Rugby Fans Alright Because They Have Return Flights2019-10-07
7. British Scrum Overwhelms JR Ticket Office Guy2019-10-07
8. NHK Alerts Foreigners Of Typhoon Using Only Hiragana2019-10-09
9. Kepco CEO Makoto Yagi To Be Endlessly Detained Like Nissan’s Ghosn2019-10-09
10. Typhoon To Arrive In Japan Just-In-Time For Long Weekend2019-10-10
11. Japanese Media Reports “Nobel Prize In Literature Won By Foreigners”2019-10-10
12. This Typhoon Hagibis Would Want To Be Really Big Given The Extensive World Coverage2019-10-11
13. Gaijin Panic Buys Natto2019-10-12
14. NHK Reports Godzilla Has Emerged From Tokyo Bay2019-10-12
15. Japan Rugby Players Win 3-Year Visa Offer At Next Visit To Immigration Bureau2019-10-13
16. J-Girlfriend Gives Gaijin New Name With Syllable From Real Name And “Chan”2019-10-17
17. World Cup Quarter Final Won By Foreigners2019-10-21
18. Typhoon Delayed For Sunny Enthronement Ceremony Creating Double Typhoon Weekend2019-10-22
19. Difference Between で And に Still Unknown2019-10-24
20. Emperor Naruhito Launches Twitter Account2019-10-25
21. Foreigners Start Getting Drunk Before Entering Halloween Alcohol-Free Zone2019-10-25
22. Foreigners Beat Foreigners In Some Rugby Match2019-10-26
23. Japan Discovers Water On Mars Was Almost As Salty As “Kyoto Locals Hating On Tourists”2019-10-29
24. UNESCO Warns Japan Against Applying For More Heritage Sites By Setting Fire To Castle2019-10-31
25. Some Cocky Foreigner Selling JLPT Textbooks Online As If Already Mastered2019-10-31

November 2019

1. Gaijin Goes To Roppongi In Search Of Culture On Culture Day2019-11-04
2. Japan Completes Reconstruction Of Shuri Castle2019-11-09
3. Gaijin Wows Audiences With Flawless Jikoshoukai2019-11-13
4. Emperor Secretly Told Knowledge Of The Difference Between は and が Particles2019-11-15
5. Katakana Used In Erika Sawajiri’s Name (沢尻エリカ) Blamed For Drug Possession2019-11-17
6. Manspreader Attacks Woman With Some Kind Of Ancient Reading Material For Crossing Legs2019-11-19
7. Japanese Party In Power Since 1955 (Except 4 Years) Disgusted By China’s Lack Of Democracy2019-11-20
8. I Think It's Time To Beat The Crap Out Of My Futon Again2019-11-20
9. Entire Nation Of Japan Lights Up In November Like A Christmas Tree2019-11-21
10. Strong Zeros At Harajuku Station To Be Demolished During Tokyo Olympics2019-11-22
11. 日本人のガールフレンド、外国人の彼氏をニックネームで呼ぶ（しかもちゃん付け）2019-11-23
12. Pope Plans On Converting Emperor To Christianity Under Guise Of Free English Lessons2019-11-23

December 2019

1. Politicians Wear Bento Boxes To Indicate When They’re “Hangry”2019-12-01
2. Gaijin Ages 15 Years On Flight Home2019-12-03
3. PM Abe Blames Disabled People For Government Corruption2019-12-05
4. Japan Safest Country In The World For Men2019-12-06
5. 令 (“Authoritarian Command”) Named 2019 Kanji Of The Year2019-12-12
6. China Calls Japan To Say It Wants Its Kanji Back2019-12-13
7. Democracy Protests Spread To Japan After Kumamon Cops Olympic Committee Discrimination2019-12-15
8. Gaijin Buys 1 Liter Of ‘Milk’2019-12-16
9. Tokyo Disneyland Unveils New Fantasy Area Where Women Have Equal Rights2019-12-19
10. “Last Christmas” By Wham! Heard Simultaneously Throughout Japan2019-12-20
11. Man Purchases Plastic Wrapped In Chocolate2019-12-22
12. Japan Airlines Offers 50,000 One-Way Overseas Tickets To Foreigners In Japan2019-12-29

2020

January 2020

1. Ghosn Avoided Detection By “Wrapping Himself In Several Layers Of Plastic”2020-01-01
2. Netflix Announces New Series: “Ghosn In 60 Seconds”2020-01-03
3. 路上でのゴルフの練習禁止へ － 五輪見据え2020-01-07
4. Japan Says Ghosn Escaped Because “People Always Avoid Foreigners On Trains”2020-01-07
5. BREAKING: Foreigner Suddenly Learns The Meaning Of 第三次世界大戦2020-01-08
6. Prosecutors Raid Kitchen Of Ghosn’s Wife2020-01-08
7. Japan Says Forced Confessions In Solitary Confinement “Part Of Our Culture”2020-01-09
8. Japan Releases Dates For Getting Drunk In A Park (2020 Edition)2020-01-09
9. Japan To Recommend “Guilty Until Proven Innocent” For UNESCO World Cultural Heritage List2020-01-10
10. 東京ディズニーランドに新エリア 女性に平等な権利を2020-01-11
11. McDonald's Japan Releases The Adult Cream Pie2020-01-12
12. ゴーン被告、逃げ切れた理由 電車内で外国人を避ける日本人2020-01-18
13. Japanese Government Resigns After Minister Says He’ll Take Paternity Leave2020-01-18
14. ゴーン被告、出国成功の鍵を握るビニール包装紙2020-01-20
15. Japanese Scientists Discover How To Individually Package Atoms2020-01-20
16. ネットフリックス社『ゴーン イン 60 セカンズ』配信権取得2020-01-22
17. Japanese University Currently Running Exchange Student Trade Deficit2020-01-22
18. 「は」と「が」の違いを説明するのを拒否2020-01-24
19. Gaijin Turns 8-Years-Old2020-01-25
20. NHK Employee Failed To Deliver Thousands Of Threats2020-01-26

February 2020

1. 5,724 Foreigners Test Positive For Yellow Fever2020-02-16
2. Man Hits Emergency Button On Train In Japan After Seeing Foreigner Talk On Phone2020-02-22
3. Japan Releases 2020 Coronavirus Blossom Forecast2020-02-27
4. English Teachers Celebrate Paid Coronavirus Holiday By Intermingling With Hordes Of Drunk People2020-02-29

March 2020

1. Japan Cancels Tokyo 2020 Olympics2020-03-06
2. Blossoming Of Cherry Blossoms Cancelled Due To Coronavirus2020-03-14
3. Japanese Government Cancels The Truth Due To Coronavirus2020-03-23
4. Olympics Postponement Causes 5,491 People To Immediately Test Positive For Coronavirus2020-03-25
5. Shit About To Get Very Real For Gaijin Living In Dreamland2020-03-27
6. Japan To Go Ahead With Olympics To Stop Exponential Spike In Coronavirus Cases2020-03-28
7. Attempts To Save Olympics Kills Ken Shimura2020-03-30

April 2020

1. Japan To Send 2 Toilet Paper Rolls To Every Household2020-04-01
2. Japan Declares State Of Emergency Now Olympics Has Been Postponed2020-04-06
3. Japan To Enforce Lockdown Using Passive Aggressiveness2020-04-06
4. Gaijin Maintains Safe Distance On Train By Being Gaijin2020-04-07
5. Japanese Woman Self Isolating In Kitchen Since 19782020-04-09
6. Osaka Mayor Accuses Women Of Taking Too Long To Cook Dinner For Husbands2020-04-24

May 2020

1. New Tokyo Olympics Design Released2020-05-21

August 2020

1. Tokyo Reaches 'Atsui Ne' Yearly Peak2020-08-07

November 2020

1. Japan Launches “Go Back!” Campaign2020-11-29

2021

January 2021

1. Rise In COVID-19 Due To “Increased Consumption Of Western KFC Food Over Christmas”2021-01-01
2. Man In Crowd Praying For Good Health Contracts COVID-192021-01-03
3. Gaijin State Of Emergency: No Saizeriya After 8pm2021-01-07
4. Coronavirus In Tokyo Working Overtime Until 8pm2021-01-09
5. Locals Gasp After Gaijin Turns Around To Ask For Help With ATM2021-01-18

February 2021

1. Chief Of Tokyo Olympic Committee Promises To Keep Quiet During Meetings2021-02-19