Hillary Clinton has made her strongest case yet for becoming U.S. president by confirming she really is a female human at the Democratic National Convention.
Clinton was formerly announced as the official Democratic Party nominee for president of the United States today who finished her acceptance speech by flashing her upper body to the crowd – finally revealing her true self to the world.
“This is the first time I felt some kind of human connection with Hillary – like we may have actually evolved from the same species,” said one disgruntled Democrat.
“Now I have seen she has real female human features I may vote Democrat,” said one female swing voter.
Some political commentators, however, have remained sceptical and are calling on Clinton to release her medical records to biologically certify that she really comes from the human genus.
Hillary left the stage wrapped in a white towel while her supporters chanted, “Human! Female! Trump Bad!”
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