Society
Tourist Watchful Of Potential Cherry Sighting
A family of tourists visiting Tokyo have been on the look out for cherries since arriving in Japan last week.
“I still haven’t spotted a...
Housewife Peels Grape For Husband
A fully domesticated woman living in Osaka peeled a grape for her husband yesterday after a busy day of house tending.
Grapes do not peel...
Talent Showing None
A talent appearing regularly on Japanese television is consistently showing none.
The 27-year-old keeps her job by acting mentally deficient and being born to one...
Oversimplified English Could Have Been Said In Normal Japanese
A string of tremendously basic English words muddled together today could have been communicated in normal Japanese.
A large portion of the originally intended meaning...
BREAKING NEWS: Earthquake Just A Train Passing By
An earthquake striking central Tokyo this morning, reaching a self-estimated 7.8 on the Richter scale, was actually public transport.
“Wait, can you feel that?” asked...
Yuzuru Hanyu Wins Gold
Japan's Yuzuru Hanyu has won the men's figure skating gold medal for the second straight Winter Olympics, with the Walt Disney Company coming in...
Gaijin Hears The Word ‘Ikemen’
A foreigner dining out for the evening in Ueno, Tokyo, has had his interest piqued after hearing the word ‘ikemen’.
“Me?” thought 7-years-a-gaijin Jim Squires.
“Are...
Grave Fears Held For The Structural Integrity Of Your Noodles
Serious concerns have been raised today in Shibuya over the potential stretching of your Chinese style wheat noodles immersed in ramen soup.
“Hurry up! Your...
Woman Informs Telephone Operator She’s Actually A Gaikokujin
A woman calling a company to deal with some bullshit has informed the operator that she is in fact a “gaikokujin”.
“I know this is...
Japanese Housewives Give Husbands Giri Choco
Housewives across Japan will hand over about 25 billion yen worth of giri chocolate to their husbands to prevent conflict.
“This chocolate really comes from...
