Society
Woman Informs Telephone Operator She’s Actually A Gaikokujin
A woman calling a company to deal with some bullshit has informed the operator that she is in fact a “gaikokujin”.
“I know this is...
Japanese Housewives Give Husbands Giri Choco
Housewives across Japan will hand over about 25 billion yen worth of giri chocolate to their husbands to prevent conflict.
“This chocolate really comes from...
Yen Still Being Converted Into Dollars
Citing an inability to comprehend the real value of one yen, local gaijin Hugh Martin remains fully committed to the practice of converting yen...
English Teacher Running Critically Low On Genki
An English conversation teacher working in Tokyo this morning is currently running on very low levels of genki, despite the original job description clearly...
Latest Cherry Blossom Forecast Released【Honne Edition】
Japan’s meteorological agency (JMA) has published the Cherry Blossom Prediction Chart Honne Edition, which is forecasting the flowing of beer in the nation’s parks...
‘Watashi’ Currently Being Used In Most Sentences
A fresh off the plane gaijin is presently employing the services of the term ‘watashi’ for most sentences.
“Watashi wa Barry desu. Watashi wa nihon...
Gaijin Stocks Plummet As Americans Paint Town Red
The value of all gaijin crashed today after Americans painted the town red on the overnight meat markets – including the Roppongi HUB, Roppongi...
BREAKING: Commuter’s Arse Catches Fire
A commuter traveling to work this morning has caught fire.
The 47-year-old’s buttocks spontaneously combusted between Ebisu and Shinokubo.
The man was rushed to hospital after...
Japanese Menu Silently Replaced With English Menu
A menu for normal people was substituted for a foreign language menu yesterday without prior consent of the customer.
“I made the executive decision based...
Gaijin Takes Off Clothes Before Entering Carriage
A commuter has removed almost every item of clothing before entering a train carriage this morning on the Chuo-Sobu Line.
“I essentially have to get...
