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Supreme Court Rules NHK’s Domo-kun “Ain’t F***ing Around Anymore”
The Supreme Court said Wednesday television owners who haven’t paid their NHK fees can be legally beaten with a baseball bat by Domo-kun.
The ruling...
Sumo Takes Out Opponent With Beer-Bottle-To-The-Head Move
Yokozuna Hakuho has comprehensively defeated Onosho Fumiya with a beer bottle to the back of the skull on his way to victory in the...
News In Japan Becomes News Again After Original News Becomes News Overseas
Events reported as news in Japan a few days ago have become headlines for a second time after that same news event was reported...
Train Driver Commits Seppuku Ritual After Train Departs 20 Seconds Early
A train scheduled to leave Minami Nagareyama Station at 9:44 a.m. on the Tsukuba Express Line from Tokyo to Ibaraki Prefecture on Tuesday departed...
Mayuko Toyota Distributes Flyers To Constituents Who Aren’t Bald
Lawmaker Mayuko Toyota has miraculously recovered in hospital from a serious bout of ‘needing-to-escape-from-the-public-eye-while-a-political-shitstorm-passes-by’ and has resumed campaigning for upcoming elections.
Toyota visited three train...
Car Speeds Through Shibuya Crossing: Barely Misses 57 Gaijin, 45 Asians, 1 Japanese
A van fleeing police arrest has run a red light at Shibuya’s scramble crossing yesterday barely missing 57 gaijin, 45 Asians, and 1 Japanese...
Chaos Erupts In Japanese Press Conference After Truth Escapes
A news conference held by Miyazaki Prefectural government officials descended into anarchy yesterday after the truth escaped from a carefully regulated briefing.
“It was in...
In The News: S Korean lawmakers visit disputed Takeshima Isles
A group of lucky South Korean lawmakers have made a lavish two day trip to the Takeshima Isles (known as Dokdo in South Korea) in...
In The News: English to Become Compulsory in Japan from 5th Grade
The education ministry unveiled plans for all elementary schools to have English as an official course from fifth grade.
The panel also proposed that English...
