Society
Tokyo Braces For First Ever Snow Apocalypse Since Last Winter
Thousands of Tokyo residents scrambled for cover on Monday in the Japanese capital’s first ever snow attack since last winter.
Media outlets warned citizens that...
Man Mentally Transforms Into Penguin Before Departing Bed
A man penguin has managed to get out of bed this morning after viewing a video of a cartoon penguin for the forty-second time...
When In Doubt, Gaijin Says ‘Ussssssssssss’
A foreigner residing in Nagoya City is saying ‘ussssssssssss’ when he has no idea how to respond.
“I say ‘ussssssssssss’ pretty much on a daily...
Fukushima Reactor Probe Discovers Central Heating
A snake-shaped robot has found melted nuclear fuel on the floor of the Fukushima Daiichi Unit 2 primary containment vessel is heating up the...
2018 Forecast Released For Getting Pissed In A Park
The Japan Meteorology Agency has released the predicted dates for people getting hammered in parks across the nation two months prior to revelers having...
Local Says He’s Been To Your Country
A local Tokyo resident has told a foreigner he just met this week, in no uncertain terms, he has been to that foreigner’s country...
Man Eats His Own Omiyage
A 39-year-old Tokyo resident feeling rather peckish yesterday afternoon has eaten several packets of his own omiyage that were intended for other people.
“After I...
58,677 Students Sniff At College Entrance Exams Across Japan
The National Center for University entrance examinations began on Saturday with 582,669 registered students taking the test, and over 58,000 students sniffing during the...
Gaijin Still Saying ‘Ake Ome’ To Everyone He Meets
A foreigner residing in Shinagawa, Tokyo, is still saying ‘Happy New Year’ in Japanese to everyone he meets.
32-year-old Bob Ryder is continually amazed with...
Okinawa: Mostly Cloudy With A Chance Of Helicopter
Friday will be mainly dry with freshening winds and a 30 per cent chance of military grade windows.
Lows Friday night should drop to 11...
