American celebrities fleeing a Trump victory have been rounded up at several checkpoints across the globe and placed in detention facilities.
Actor Samuel L. Jackson was reported as saying, “If that motherf–—er becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa.”
Samuel L. Jackson could only make it as far as Australian shores on his multi-million dollar yacht and is currently being held by Australian border protection officials on Manus Island.
Australian officials have said once Jackson is processed he will be able to roam free around the 100km long island.
On the other side of the world, Miley Cyrus, Amy Shumer, Whoopie Goldberg, and Cher have been captured by European immigration authorities.
Before the US election Miley Cyrus told reporters, “I am moving if he is president. I don’t say things I don’t mean!”
European citizens are outraged at the flood of political refugees coming across the Atlantic. “It’s simply unconscionable that these political refugees think they can engage in country shopping,” said one European citizen.
“It’s disgusting how Cher is trying to jump queues – for all we know Cher could be a terrorist.”
Cher is currently being fed very small portions of rice and beans twice a day.
Image: Flickr/DavidStanleyTravel (edited TRW)
