29-year-old Chiba University foreign exchange student Eric Roderman gave the aura of extreme fluency last night after mumbling his way through a short conversation in Japanese.
“Your Japanese is so incredible I can barely comprehend what you’re trying to say,” said one fellow exchange student.
“In fact, I can’t understand a single word that is coming out of your mouth.”
“Arito gzsu,” replied Roderman.
Sources confirmed that if Roderman’s Japanese were any clearer it would sound like complete bollocks.
Ah wigashi na onji na kota ga no omomurice!
wtf is this even a legit artical