The entire carriage travelling on a train bound for Nishi-Magome this afternoon secretly wants to murder a foreigner talking on the phone.
“I would love to take him down with a karate chop and then finish him with my samurai katana,” thought one passenger.
“First, I’d like to tie him up with a bunch of ropes so he is hanging upside down,” thought another commuter. “Oh wait, that’s just weird.”
The foreigner was taking a very important call complaining to his friends how Japan was to blame for everything negative in his life.
“And they wonder why we won’t sit next to them on the train,” thought another commuter.
Japan is set to introduce a “manners campaign” in the lead up to the Tokyo Olympics, which will enlighten foreigners that it’s not okay to talk on the phone, but it is okay to sniff loudly, take your shoes off, pick your nose and also fart loudly.
