The first petting gaijin café has opened in Harajuku today with large crowds keen to get up close and personal with a gaijin in a safe regulated environment.
Foreigner fans began lining up last night for a chance to get near or pet a gaijin on their tiny heads.
“My favourite was the rare female gaijin with blonde hair – she was so confident and feisty,” said one customer.
Others crowded outside the café windows to catch a glimpse of a gaijin from a healthy distance.
Cost of entry starts at 1,500 yen, which gives customers the chance to play with a gaijin for a fixed 30-minute time slot, while remaining safe in the knowledge they can end the interaction and go home at any time.
The municipal council has assured local residents the gaijin have been appropriately quarantined and all male gaijins neutered.
Can they use chopsticks?
Just one at a time …
Seriously?! Is this for real?
I bet they all have the AIDS!
I wonder how much the gaijin will get paid. 1200 yen per hour maybe?
They get room and board only. A futon and all the sashimi they can consume. The people who visit can buy a bowl of sashimi and feed it to the gaijin during the course of their 30 minutes.
Finally I can get out of my Kanguage school job! Will customers feed the gaijin?
?????? Funny!! Where do I sign up?
I wanna know too! XD
I got fired for trying to rub up on customers’ legs
Tell the truth – it was full-on leg humping. I saw it because I was the one licking his balls.
Your articles are so on point recently! Give this writer a raise! xD
I bet that even if they work even thirty hours a week, they don’t get pension or any kind of insurance!
All males have been neutered? Eunuchs or chemical based?
Do they receive a theta like tattoo?