Japan Supports North Korea Dehumanization

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has voiced his approval over the dehumanization of North Korea.

“We don’t want to find a single shred of evidence proving they are real human beings,” Abe told reporters.

“We can’t have them possessing any capabilities to project human emotions.”

The dehumanization of North Korea preserves instability in the region and stability for the Japanese government.

“This is vital in maintaining the status quo, plus it helps us foster support for the remilitarization of our own country,” Abe told reporters.

“If we have a ‘madman’ running a ‘faceless robotic population’, this both discourages any attempts at reconciliation and provides us with a climate of fear ensuring our re-election.”