Japanese Politics
Abe Worried S Korea Will Rush Into Peace With N Korea
Progress in communication between North and South Korea on Saturday prompted concern in the Japanese government that Seoul may be rushing into a sustained...
Royal Wedding Postponed Until Commoner Knows What’s Best
The Imperial Household Agency announced Tuesday that Princess Mako announced that her wedding will be delayed by at least two years or until her...
Abe Wonders If Lithuanian Woman Will Be Taking Him To See The President
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has spent half the weekend wondering if he’ll ever meet a leader of a Baltic nation.
“What is this? Some...
VIDEO: Abe Falls Into Golf Bunker
Video footage has emerged of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe falling into a bunker while playing golf with U.S. President Donald Trump on Sunday....
Abe Says He Would Appoint More Women If “They Were As Hot As Ivanka...
Ivanka Trump has arrived in Japan on Friday and she was looking incredibly spectacular – she also said a few words from her mouth.
Ivanka Trump,...
Japan Eagerly Awaits Results Of Typhoon
The whole of Japan has tuned in to their television sets this evening in anticipation of tomorrow’s typhoon results.
“I can’t wait to find out...
Mayuko Toyota Distributes Flyers To Constituents Who Aren’t Bald
Lawmaker Mayuko Toyota has miraculously recovered in hospital from a serious bout of ‘needing-to-escape-from-the-public-eye-while-a-political-shitstorm-passes-by’ and has resumed campaigning for upcoming elections.
Toyota visited three train...
Chaos Erupts In Japanese Press Conference After Truth Escapes
A news conference held by Miyazaki Prefectural government officials descended into anarchy yesterday after the truth escaped from a carefully regulated briefing.
“It was in...
Abe Shares Japanese Traditions With PM May, Insists She Washes Tea Bowl
British Prime Minister Theresa May has held talks with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe at the start of a three-day trip to Japan with...
Defense White Paper Forecasts Nuclear-Tipped Explosion In Abe Approval Ratings
Japan awoke to the news this morning that they will be increasing their support for Prime Minister Shinzo Abe after a Ministry of Defense...
