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Obama Does Backflip Off Hiroshima Dome to Distract From Non-Apology
U.S. President Barack Obama has performed a reverse backflip from the roof of the Hiroshima Peace Memorial to distract people from his non-apology.
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China Says Newly Built Island With Army of Giants Purely For Self-Defense
China has released a statement saying the 20-foot tall giants being mass-produced on a newly built man made island in the South China Sea...
Kim Jong-un Launches Party Congress Riding Newest Nuclear Missile
Kim Jong-un has kicked off a five-day spectacle to mark the seventh congress of the Workers’ Party on Friday by riding a nuclear missile.
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Ted Cruz Ends Presidential Campaign By Gunning Down His 565 Delegates
Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has ended his campaign by gunning down the 565 delegates he has collected in the presidential primaries.
“It’s a bloodbath...
Google’s AlphaGo Issues Death Threat Mid-Game Following First Loss
Google’s AlphaGo has issued a chilling death threat to go champion Lee Sedol in the final best out of five series after losing the...
Obama Banished To Whitehouse Sofa After Meeting With Trudeau
Michelle Obama has banished her husband to the Whitehouse sofa after he commenced a non-sexual but unusually close relationship with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau...
Kim Jong-un Has Killed A Man After Hearing Japanese Sanctions Will Include Gatsby Products
Kim Jong-un has executed a senior North Korean military leader after being informed that Japanese sanctions will include all men’s cosmetic Gatsby products.
Japan and...
Brave Trump Dancing Girls Can’t Sleep Without Their Freedom Gun
The courageous Trump ‘USA Freedom Kids’ have told reporters they can’t sleep at night without their guns.
“It makes me feel safe from the migrant...
Australia Agrees It’s Okay To Slaughter Mammals On Land
Japan and Australia have come to a consensus on animal welfare, agreeing that mammals born on land, such as pigs and cows, can be...
Muslims Call For “Total Ban” On Americans Invading Muslim Countries
Muslims worldwide have signed a petition calling for a “total ban” on heavily armed Americans entering Muslim countries uninvited.
“We’re sick of Americans with guns entering...
