Society
Japan Claims 2017 British Nobel Literature Prize Winner Kazuo Ishiguro
Japan has claimed the British Nobel Literature Prize winner for 2017, Kazuo Ishiguro, saying he’s always been theirs and they never forgot him.
“We’re pleased...
37 Buttons Serve As Perfect Decoy For Manual Flush Lever
An investigation launched into the whereabouts of the toilet flush has been severely delayed by a plethora of electronic buttons.
With over thirty buttons to...
BREAKING: Another Second Gaijin Enters Supermarket
Two separate gaijin have done their grocery shopping at the same supermarket yesterday afternoon in Tokyo’s Adachi Ward.
The second gaijin entered the local chain...
Car Speeds Through Shibuya Crossing: Barely Misses 57 Gaijin, 45 Asians, 1 Japanese
A van fleeing police arrest has run a red light at Shibuya’s scramble crossing yesterday barely missing 57 gaijin, 45 Asians, and 1 Japanese...
Anchorman Buying Lunch Reveals Order By Ripping Stickers Off A Large Board
A television presenter getting some lunch at a local café today has slowly revealed his order by ripping stickers off a large handmade board.
The...
Breaking: Yumi Says She “Played” With Kentaro On The Weekend
An assistant language teacher in Kanagawa Prefecture this morning has been informed by one of his students that she played with multiple partners on...
Mom Called To See If You’re Brushing Your Teeth, Watching For Hydrogen Bombs
A mother who lost one of her children to Japan a few years ago has called her son gaijin Steve, formerly known as Steve,...
Gaijin Confirms Price By Looking At Cash Register Screen
A foreigner in central Tokyo this morning has had to check the total cost of his goods by looking at the amount on the...
Admitting Ignorance Of One Japanese Word Unleashes World Of English Hurt
A local health professional has seized the chance to practice speaking English after a gaijin patient declared they lacked knowledge of a specific term...
Man Obeys Rule Because It Exists
A rule in existence since the turn of the previous century has been duly observed today by a Tokyo resident unconditionally.
“I just went along...
